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Xenomorph [comrade/them]

@ Xenomorph @hexbear.net

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I like aliens, tcgs, video games, and communism. Avatar is the Flatwoods Monster.

  • Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

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  • Oh sorry that was a bribe for me to stop telling people online that she murdered her puppy.

  • Someone check on Luce

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  • Oh no, I didn't follow the lore from the vatican so I didn't know she died too...

  • Based and capitalism pilled, stay strong

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  • jdpon don doing some deep infiltration to end the capitalist class.

  • LLMs trained on boomers be like

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  • Raiden do you copy? You must continue your m-mission.

  • Happy easter from president [cw: language]

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  • He is Risen.

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  • Remember the reason for the season!

  • Dale Cooper on 4/20

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  • Which Dale are you? I'm in no mood for black lodge dale hijinks.

  • New Commandment just dropped.

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  • Love to be ruled over by psychos who govern based on the rapture.

  • Sperm racing is real... And it involves crypto

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  • When you write the rules, aliens are allowed.

  • Sperm racing is real... And it involves crypto

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  • Finally a sport for chronic masturbators! I will have a stable of thoroughbred large sons whom I shall raise to be champion jizzers producing the seabiscuit of the sperm racing world, I'm gonna be filthy rich!!

  • These auto translated Ukrainian reviews on AliExpress are very helpful

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  • The goose is slipping and sliding on all that fresh oil!

  • Remember

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    6th century europe twitter

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  • GUT EVERYTHING NO MORE TAX PAYER MONEY GOING TOWARD SERVICES

    roads fall apart

    What do you mean the truck carrying my treats got crushed when an overpass collapsed?!

  • how the fuck am I learning just now that 4chan is gone

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  • From what I gather 4chan was dying anyway, which makes sense because spaces like twitter exist which get the nazis even more reach and lax moderation.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • You ate a mouse?

  • Marco Rubio says: Bay of Pigs losers deserve to be honored

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  • Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't a bulk of these gusanos mafia enforcers too? So Rubio is advocating for celebrating criminals? Oh I forgot, if you're an anti-communist mafioso that overrides the whole "mob" thing.

  • title

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  • "Where's the beef?"

    A little bit of 80's humor for you.

  • Mfw when Musk says "vaginal births limit brain size"

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  • TIL, poor hyenas.

  • Mfw when Musk says "vaginal births limit brain size"

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  • What about penial births?