Hey I got a tamagotchi the other day, not sure if you saw my post about it, I remember you posting some tamagotchi stuff on hexbear not to long ago so I figured you'd get a kick out of it.
Birbs of paradise. Speaking of rare birbs I spotted a yellow one the other day and it had me wondering if it's a bird from down south that migrated up here.
"You kids like this kind of crap, right? Trading cards, with the poke-e-mans and the basketball players, oh the big beautiful basketball players, like...Lebron and Shaq! Oh we love Shaq! He's in commercials now, you know, have you seen them? For foot powder spray, you kids like that sort of garbage, don't you?"
Father Totino's Pizza Boy