Skip Navigation

User banner

Xenomorph [comrade/them]

@ Xenomorph @hexbear.net

Posts
7
Comments
176
Joined
11 mo. ago

I like aliens, tcgs, video games, and communism. Avatar is the Flatwoods Monster.

  • Deleted

    Permanently Deleted

    Jump
  • Hey I got a tamagotchi the other day, not sure if you saw my post about it, I remember you posting some tamagotchi stuff on hexbear not to long ago so I figured you'd get a kick out of it.

    Also I like his feet, they're green.

  • Henlo bee, stinky bee, go pollinate a flower.

  • I simply would not stop a woman trying to kill him.

  • My grandpa has a better toupee than that mop you call hair!

  • Birbs of paradise. Speaking of rare birbs I spotted a yellow one the other day and it had me wondering if it's a bird from down south that migrated up here.

  • I counted at least 3 of those goons falling over, lol, elite operators.

  • An incredible bit would be reaching the level of pope in the catholic church while being an atheist.

  • Really gotta wonder what she sees in him or is it just the money? Has to be the money.

  • Who's the booba lady? I ask because Trump's got like a harem of them in his white house.

  • Hypnotist is right up there with chiropractor for peak quack "medical" professions.

  • I keep punching the emperor and he ragdolls because he didn't say thank you to the assassins.

  • Fuck recording labels and publishers trying to burn down the digital library of alexandria

  • Picturing Trump being shown around the Vatican and given a priceless artifact to hold and he passes it to JD who drops it.

  • "You kids like this kind of crap, right? Trading cards, with the poke-e-mans and the basketball players, oh the big beautiful basketball players, like...Lebron and Shaq! Oh we love Shaq! He's in commercials now, you know, have you seen them? For foot powder spray, you kids like that sort of garbage, don't you?"

  • "You're already dead."

    pushes up glasses

  • The president said he loves me and that I'm really strong.

  • But Luce is cute...

  • Easter Bunny Mrs. with mommy milkers!

  • Onimusha and Dead Rising with the silly outfits during deadly serious scenes.