This is exactly why I just could not get into mastodon, and probably Twitter-likes in general

There’s no way, atleast at the time, to sort by top of the day. No way to see what was trending across the larger fediverse, no real way to find new and interesting things every hour on the hour

Lemmy is thankfully significantly better with this, and it’s honestly become my go-to social app now

It appears to be a TypeError

The embed on my client only gave me the middle 2 panels for context and honestly still funny

Yeah, it’s been a year

I hope he’s doing good in life

I also have ADHD

I’m not a master at anything either, and honestly I don’t want to be

I’m far happier being decent enough at many things, to be able to procrastinate on my projects with my other projects

A master must dedicate his whole life to a craft, and that’s simply something I cannot do, I’d go mad

As part of their carbon neutral by 2050 pledge, they’re moving all the carbon into their sodas

Nah, he’s just got that Y3K cyber hearing augmentation

Also my tinnitus is at like 10 khz

Next you’ll be telling me that Schrödinger wasn’t a cat

Y’all remember the 3-day no poop guy?

Woman are you gonna be over shortly after the ebike

Same tho

Honestly “Triplet Towers” rolls nicely off the tongue

My other brothers can’t hear right

Then when a girl talks in an itty bitty way

We found the thing for the case, subs get sprung

The text on the railing looks like an error message from the cat

“I wanna eat a burger today”

Cat named burger:

Nah they use “an open standard” being just markdown files or something, but the apps are still proprietary as far as I’m aware

I really hate how I sometimes, though rarely, see Obsidian talked about as if it were open source just because it uses an open standard

Like Photoshop isn’t open source because it can use PNG kinda thing

The en passant guy:

Easy billions

Everyone gangsta till you do this and actually see 4 stars on the windshield