“Wait, why is the middle car circled?”

Guys, I think I may be stupid

no 💕

Salt enjoyers be like

I’ve done that while driving at 70mph. Very not fun

I thought it was a shoulder with the fingers somehow behind it

Looks like the Cs are being Bs again…

Don’t be ridiculous, the UK would never do anything to harm vulnerable nations /s

My eyes are getting worse over time, so I get new glasses every four or five years. When I switch glasses, I suddenly realise that trees have individual leaves, they’re not just a green blob. Anything over ~1.5 meters away is blurry without glasses. I can see fine for most things but I can’t read or tell the time or see fine lines at those distances

Imagine turning down $800 an hour because you don’t want to work in a warehouse /s

I’ve actually lent completely in the other direction. I used to be more like you described, and I’d get annoyed and frustrated with myself when I started losing interest, or I’d get anxious wondering what I would do next. Now, I try to get every bit of enjoyment while my hobbies are still interesting to me, knowing I’ll be moving on soon.

Ctrl P is to print a page. The idea is you quickly press print before the paywall loads, so you can read the full article

I enjoy having semi-serious discussions about nonsense like this, so I appreciate RubberElectron’s reply calling me out

If you’re an ornithologist writing a scientific paper, you’d presumably be using a genus + species in Latin rather than any colloquial name anyway, while still acknowledging that they fall under the umbrella term “seagull” for most people. But I’m a descriptive linguist, rather than prescriptive, and that’s really what this meme is about (it’s not about seagulls)

If 90% of the population call them seagulls, and 99% of the population understand what you mean when you say “seagull”, then yes, they are actually called seagulls

loses it

“I think he’s wrong”

"Man goes apoplectic with fury at someone cutting in front of him: “I’m terribly sorry, do you mind awfully not doing that again please?” "

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The police in the UK have called them “road traffic incidents” for at least 15 years now

LOVE TRUMP’S HATE

I know someone who died twice. Well, I used to know them, the second time was lethal. First time they managed to survive though, with the help of a hospital full of doctors

I always lick asbest. I’m the best licker there is