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WokePalpitoad [he/him]

@ WokePalpitoad @hexbear.net

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I just want you to know,

I'm woke Palpitoad now. I'm doin' Natural-Gropius politics.

I'm organizing my community via the Castelia City Pokecenter.

I've literally become a Pokemon Master via the Unova League.

What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I predicted you'd say with my Alakazam. Don't bother admitting me to this forum, I've already perfectly simulated it with Future Sight.

You ban me in 6 months for saying Hoenn needs to be a water-covered planet and deserves Kyogre's torrential downpour with no counter-argument.

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    Angela Yvonne Davis - Novo General Megathread for the 23th-29th of January 2026

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  • Retro gamer youtuber does the liberal "Stalin & Hitler were best friends and they carved up Poland together, but then Hitler betrayed Stalin" first chance he gets when covering a SNES WW2 strategy game. Try to call it out but it's literally impossible to do on YouTube because comments with Stalin, Hitler, etc. or at least left-wing ones seem to get auto-filtered. Meanwhile nazis get to post unfettered all over the comments.

  • A glimpse into the life of the man who attacked Ilhan Omar.

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  • A glimpse into the life of the man who attacked Ilhan Omar.

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  • We made the mistake of having any semblance of goodness or pride. It's time to go loser mode.

  • "Somebody should do something!" - yells a man who could do something but never will.

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  • "Somebody should do something!" - yells a man who could do something but never will.

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  • "Somebody should do something!" - yells a man who could do something but never will.

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  • They call that "The Schumer" manoeuvre.

  • music @hexbear.net
    WokePalpitoad [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Emit - Dead Before Death

  • art @hexbear.net
    WokePalpitoad [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.

  • A glimpse into the life of the man who attacked Ilhan Omar.

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  • Thank you for fixing this Memento-ass post.

  • Abolish ICE politician Ilhan Omar sprayed point blank (w/syringe) by Pro ICE individual with unknown substance(?)

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  • YouTube comments have been famously bad since like 2009, maybe even the since the start. It seems like there's a type or cluster of types who hang out on YT and comment some of the most disgusting drivel 24/7 on any kind of video, but especially political ones.

  • new Boots Riley film trailer 'I Love Boosters' in theaters May 22

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  • I didn't connect the dots until Wrong Cops where he's using his own music in his own film that Mr. Oizo is Quentin Dupieux.

  • art @hexbear.net
    WokePalpitoad [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.