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The most magical pope of them all.

I can have you banned from all libraries and arcane magic centers if I catch you using forbidden magicks.

Happy magicking!

  • Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

  • Glad to be a scapegoat. Blame me for your socks getting lost as well if that makes you feel better.

  • The problem of our terrain being hills and shit.

    Also...

  • Not like railways upgrade or buy their trains nearly as often or nearly in the same numbers as people buy cars.

  • I live in a town of 5000. It's a tourist town and has relatively good bus connections as well as a train line.

    But if I want to go literally anywhere the buses are usually every 1.5h (more often directly to the capital but that one is either a 2h bus ride or goes there directly without inbetween stops) and the trains are every 2.5h.

    Let's say I need to go to the hardware store. I can take the bus leaving in 40mins, walk 15 mins to the store, 15 mins back and then wait another 30-40 mins for the bus back.

    Or I can take the train 10mins to a completely different town, switch trains (hopefully I got the one that has a connection on the other line) and take another 10 mins to the same spot the bus would drop me off. Then repeat the 30+min of going to the store and back. Take the train back to the other town. Hopefully catch the train on the line back home (or wait 2-3 hr for the next one).

    Both the train and bus stations are about 10-15min walk from where I live. But any of those options take me at least 1hr of just commuting in best case scenario (no waiting or minimal waiting for bus/train).

    Or I can take a car, get to the store in 10min find whatever I need and be back home in 30min from when I left.

  • Yeah it's a whole different argument.

    Being married does not entitle you to sex - great.

    Wanting to divorce because not enough sex - fine.

    It's not so much that you felt the other person was obligated to provide the sex (though probably this is th real arhument) but more that it just turned out you are not that compatible or you just grew apart. Should a person not be allowed to divorce if they fell out of love with their partner, ergo they turned out to have less or no more sex?

  • You mean additional properties?

  • What that much inbreeding does to a family

  • Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times.

  • Was quite a big meme back when it first went viral. I am pretty sure the original comment meant this meme for 21.

  • That still makes more sense to me at least. Unless I am missing some great context about 67

  • What's 9 plus 10?

  • Crepes

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  • You'll never catch me using magic for auch mundane tasks. It's all in the wrist.

    Even if I did use magic you would not be able to tell. You don't get such a position and not have a good grasp on magic.

  • Crepes

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  • Do I get bonus points for doing it just using the pan?

  • Crepes

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  • Do you flip them with a tool or by theowing them up in the air?

  • Now do one for Transnistria and Transleithania

  • I looked at it for a solid 5-10 seconds thinking it is a giant dick

  • Yeah he is still working on one that shows seconds