How the hell you can capture 160 kg of live crabs and put them alive in six luggages thinking that nobody would smell it?

But then they counted how many zeroes there were on the check, and suddenly they were totally fine in assisting genocide

I see it as a donation rather than a real “pro” version as a single terminal command can transform “lite” to “pro”

It’s almost more shocking that the library allowed to check out all those books. There can’t be a legitimate reason to do so, even if he said he needed to reference them all for a thesis or something like that

how the hell someone can use pinterest for more than one hour a week? Just accidentally browse it when trying to search an image on the web and curse the ux team to have hidden the download button in a way that you click the image and brings you in a completely unrelated site with 10000 images except the one you wanted

Inb4 Trump invents tariffs on foreign coded software

And they they get pissed if you tell them

LOL i thought “my 64gb iphone se 3 is enough, 32gb is gonna be enough” - while i completely forgot that the 64gb iphone was already small, in order to install ios 18 i had to wipe-install-restore because it was impossible to free enough memory

It automatically encrypts the drive only if admin has a Microsoft account (to backup the key on their cloud servers for easier LEO access data recovery) and the PC is a prebuilt

If one of the condition is not met, the automatic ransomware isn’t enabled

The decryption key is saved in the Microsoft account, the error message explains that

I also almost got a panic attack when my Lenovo updated the bios and i was locked out

I don’t understand, signal is open source, why would they need to purchase an unofficial fork from a foreign company? Isn’t that an huge security issue?

And what’s the point of using end to end encryption if the app has been hacked to send messages to a remote server anyway

You don’t need to put the “by their standards”

He is an immigrant who lied in his application, worked with an invalid status and overstayed his student visa to start his criminal career

His acquired citizenship needs to be stripped and deported to El Salvador

All browsers on iOS are Safari in disguise

There were alpha versions of windows 8 with less glaring/annoying bugs than windows 11, though

Power move by the zucc by first asking how much genai is used at Microsoft then refusing to answer his own question at Facebook 😂

He’d never actually do that, just empty promise

He’ll become a martyr for maga in that way.

It’s better if one night he gets an aneurysm, throws up and dies suffocating in his puke

Fuck, I misread the title and initially understood that it was him to be raped and tortured

Well that’s guaranteed bankruptcy.

He owns 20% of an extremely overvalued meme stock (market capitalization of Tesla = almost all top 10 car manufacturers COMBINED), if he dumps them, then everyone will get margin called

And any other CEO would not be able to pump the meme stock telling the “self driving in 6 month” lie for years and years without being indicted for stock manipulation

I tried it on my car but it doesn’t turn on anymore. Deceiving news