Skunk - Fire type because of the tail shape. Easy to see the tale as fire and it's scent gland used as a flamethrower.
Raccoon - Water type because racoons like to wash their food in water, when convenient. Look up videos of people giving them packing peanuts if you want a heartbreak.
Opossum - Grass type because they like to hang out in trees. That tail is prime vine whip material too!
Just about anything can be an excuse for cancelling elections.
Also, I'd look up the history of TSA audits, where they consistently fail to catch test contraband. Over 90% failure rate IIRC.