Is it EVER lower? Every time in recent history that a price has been wrong for me, it’s been wrong because they “forgot” to put a sale into the system. But you better be sure the old sales are wiped immediately. I imagine this is because they expire automatically, but there’s a reason the system is made that way.

Hanlon’s razor is reversed when dealing with multi-billion dollar corporations.

Kid named finger:

This complete lack of knowledge over immigration processes leads me to believe you’ve never left your own “island nation.”

Transporting a pet to another country means getting them up to date on their vaccinations. Hundreds of dollars for that alone. Countries can euthanize pets at the border.

Not to mention the your car, medical records and current prescriptions, the legal ramifications of overstaying your visa in a foreign country.

Humans cannot simply walk across the border and settle down like birds. It must be nice to have such a simplistic view of the world, but it doesn’t excuse acting like a “fuckwit” to people online, especially if you don’t know what you’re talking about.

You made an account and chose violence lol

What made them come across as insufferable? Honestly all this defensiveness is pretty disconcerting.

Tbf rogue rapist robot is kind of funny in an absurd horrific way. Like as a concept. But yes some days you’re a macho man, and some days you’re just a statistic of the out of control mech-on-man.

What gross corner of the internet have I found myself in? What is this, 2016?

Funnily enough, so is arresting someone for child pornography!

Yeah, German fairytales be like that.

(P.S.why are we "Yeah,"ing?

The fox is schrodinger’s gender so… they/them until proven guilty?

He’s a short king (of the jews)

I’m convinced it’s because kids that aren’t from California are less likely to know how to spell it, but anyone can spell “Cali”

I’m not sure if it’s mentally healthy to do, but when my kitty was nearing the end I made sure to get some recordings of her purring. I’m so sorry you have to go through this, but it sounds like Zee has had a life full of affection and happiness that you’ve provided for him. He knows you’ll do what’s best for him, and he feels your love. He will always be a happy boy!

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I dislike how old the last sentence made me feel.

Get that reward survey done! Getting paid for their data mining, fuck yeah. Sometimes I rant to them about bad design choices and get like 75 cents for it lol. Although they haven’t given me one for a while…

Or as, you know, powerless

The rare instance of irony being conflated with humor.

“A lethal dose of cyanide is around 50–300 milligrams (mg). A 2018 analysis of previous research states that a person would have to eat around 83–500 seeds to develop acute cyanide poisoning.” Medical News Today, citing 2018 Oxford analysis

A redditor also did the math on how many apples that would be: "Apple seeds can release as much as 0.6 mg of Cyanide per gram of seed.

The average apple seed has a mass of 0.756 grams

The average apple contains 8 seeds

Therefore there are approximately 5.25 grams of apple seeds per apple, yielding a theoretical maximum release of 3.25 mg of cyanide from one apple

The lethal dose of Cyanide is based on body mass and is listed as 1.5 mg/kg.

A human can ingest about 41% of the lethal dose before seeing any side effects.

41% of 1.5 mg/kg = 0.615 mg/kg

The average adult male weighs 81.6466 kg (180 lbs)

Therefore the lethal dose in the average male is 50.213 mg.

50.213/3.15 = ~16 Apples

Therefore the average male can consume ~16 apples without feeling any side effects."