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@ Wertheimer @hexbear.net

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  • Day one of Far Side posting till I get bored - "Specialized Obituaries"

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  • Hell yeah, comrade. Here's the first newspaper-related one I could think of:

  • Economist | Don’t go after the rich to fix broken budgets

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  • The folk younger than us tend to be well aware of how great Calvin & Hobbes is but they're sleeping on the Far Side, for sure.

  • Kelly - Pepper-wrongi

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  • I know they were both from the mainland, but how about . . . :sicko-vanzetti:

  • Economist | Don’t go after the rich to fix broken budgets

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  • Boo French

  • Kelly - Pepper-wrongi

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  • Thanks

  • Kelly - Pepper-wrongi

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  • :kelly: Crust punks!

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    Bulletins and International News Discussion from February 16th to February 22nd, 2026 - The Neoliberal Fait Accompli of Muhammad Yunus - COTW: Bangladesh

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  • It's Fate!

  • Do you think Flanagan's Fall of the House of Usher made it to China?

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  • Baudelaire, Lu Xun, Cortázar - what an incredible roster of translators.

  • Do you think Flanagan's Fall of the House of Usher made it to China?

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  • Nope, he was big there, too.

    Poe was also hugely influential in France and Japan. The French especially admired him as a poet, and the first big Japanese detective writer named himself after Poe - Edogawa Rampo.

  • as expected its just a white guy

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  • LeKud James

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  • LeKud James

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  • And meanwhile the league is fining the Jazz and Pacers for being tankies.

  • no one told my biracial ass that getting sunburnt means you get a 5 star meal for a week (if you have pica)

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  • If you leave the peel out for a while it'll shrink a bit but the juices will really concentrate, which creates a polymerization of the tannins in the skin that contributes to the overall balance of flavor. I know you're already worried about supply but you really should save some until it ages properly.

  • New Site Rules: everyone here has to tell me what the hell a dort is

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  • A Dort is a Canadian professional basketball player for the Oklahoma City Thunder.

    But what is a Luguentz?

  • hexbear users should be called hex girls and we're gonna put a spell on yoooou

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  • Screamin' Jay Hexbear

  • St Valentine is the patron saint of buying red shit and doing sex, St Patrick is the patron saint of buying green shit and throwing up. What are some of the lesser know saints?

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  • All of the patron saints for migraines were decapitated.

  • U.S. Farm Bankruptcies Increased 46% in 2025

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  • Power doesn’t panic.

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  • Okay, not greatest, exactly, but it never fails to get a big laugh.

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    RIP Assata Shakur

    www.whatimreading.net /p/assata-shakur-political-activist-dead
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    The last temptation is the greatest treason - to like the right tweet for the wrong reason

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    UC Berkeley gives Trump administration 160 names in antisemitism probe

    archive.is /20250912024902/https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/uc-berkeley-gives-160-names-antisemitism-probe-21043760.php
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    PHNX Sports Suns writer Gerald Bourguet fired after Charlie Kirk posts

    www.azcentral.com /story/sports/nba/suns/2025/09/11/charlie-kirk-social-media-posts-phoenix-suns-reporter-firing/86097848007/
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    Kelly - Lab Rat

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    Kelly - Drawing Conclusions

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    Uh...fuck: Massive Bay Area transit cuts likely as Newsom backtracks on $750M loan, lawmakers say

    archive.is /cMI2B
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    Should we all start tagging with the signature BEANIS?

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    The Waffle House Pentagon Pizza Index is a metric that tracks the severity of a storm and a spike in activity at the Pentagon. It indicates the likelihood of the U.S. declaring war on the sea.

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    The Kawhi Leonard scandal is also, indirectly, a Clinton scandal

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    Look at this dope-ass

    Bird not seen in California for 30 years spotted off S.F. coast

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    Kelly - Freshman Weak

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    Kelly - Wax On, Vax Off

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    A rentier state implies the existence of the rentiest state.

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    Kelly - Sweetshop Labor

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    California police departments struggling to fill jobs turn to applicants who were previously fired or otherwise let go from other departments

    archive.is //VchFP
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    Critical support to . . . ticks?

    archive.is /20250812091840/https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/12/dining/marthas-vineyard-alpha-gal-tick-bites.html
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    Kelly - The Best In-Detentions

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    Have any of you found success in directing your liberal acquaintances in a Nathan Fielder-style reenactment of your life so as to get them to stop believing anti-communist propaganda?

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    Fools rush in where Engels feared to tread.