Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

They’re generally called vinegar flies, and they don’t infest fresh fruit like fruit flies do when they lay their eggs in fruit.

Pardon my ignorance - what’s ‘play with my nuts’ a reference to for Carter, aside from his gonads?

But David Spade looks like him. I know what you mean about Martin Short’s vivacity though, he’d be a fine Wonka, whose idea was it to cast Chalamet

*counsel you. I’m picturing a police officer comforting a suspect who’s sobbing with a hand on their shoulder haha.

I think he’s going for a hipster New York Loft aesthetic.

Nice

So you were brainwashed by the other thing instead.

Less be da villan

wtf?

It’s a pretty terrible feature then. Feature is a weird word

That’s the… first… thing… that’s… ever gone wrong.

Democracy is a continuum, and we trade individual rights for collective benefits, like making healthcare and education free (and compulsory) for a better society. Americans just didn’t read the contract and individuals are now fucked over in favour of the state and its oligarchs. You can disagree with me if you’re an anarcho-syndicalist but my comparison relates to current, existing democracies (e.g. Belgium, Australia)

I don’t get upset about people not voting, I just believe democracy works better in countries where voting is compulsory. Also, a much easier change that few would oppose is that election day should be on the weekend. Well, the Jews and Christians might fight it out, but they both suck.

We’ve had enough Batman movies too tbh

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Dude, it’s a party politics problem really, compounded by corrupt electoral bullshit like the electoral college, gerrymanderind and malapportionment. The two party nominees at any election have never been the parties’ best and/or brightest.

Palette. A pallet holds bricks and a palate tastes food

Having a bugger hanging off your nostril isn’t shameful, it’s weirdly impressive

Solid agree, but it’s so hard to persuade the brainwashed (let alone their capitalist masters) that the purpose of economic growth should be to generate sufficient leisure time to permit self-actualising activities for those who seek them.