You have to put a quarter in the ambulance before it will drive you to the hospital

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

Lol 2016 strategy vibes

Terms of enrampagement

I understand. It was a joke poking fun at those who really think that way. Thank you for helping people.

Have you tried not being poor?

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

For those who haven’t seen

Women are so we are going back home now to see what happens in a little while but we are you and I are on our side and the other one of us will have a great day and I am not a good one of those 7.

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

I do this too. Then I discovered spindrifts and find them fucking delicious, so I started making my own spindrift at home by squeezing fresh lemons or limes into a cup before filling with homemade soda water.

I haven’t actually done the math but I think this system is more economical than bulk-buying cans of spindrift

Buddy, I’ve been posting things I find on Lemmy for 2+ years. It’s all I post and I still haven’t made a repost so I doubt it’s happening.

Less cops

Fewer racism

Very better society

Wow!

Haha I’m saving this image

Get a second bishop in there and use il vaticano to capture the queen

I’m curious how many of those 7/10 think it’s a good thing

Haha I love how it has four reviews/3.3 stars

I have a kid and I feel this way.

To be clear, I absolutely love my son and I’m glad I have him. But I also still feel like if I had decided not to have kids, I’d have been fine with it.

It’s a different framing now though, of “Do you want a kid”, in the hypothetical, vs. “Would you be ok if you didn’t have [Insert your kid’s name here].” I’d be devastated if my son were not in my life. But I think I’d have been fine if I chose not to have a kid.

My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.

He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you’re required to get a registration sticker for your car, it’s like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don’t have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.

For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.

Twice now he’s has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I’ve offered a couple times if he’d hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I’ve stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.

It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy