Straight to El Salvador jail

Imagine your the foremost expert in the world on tortoise mating and your settling into the theatre for the new hit movie, Jurassic Park.

This guy: https://www.trumpettesusa.com/andrew-dutil-trumpster/

The laws don’t seem to matter. It takes too long to enforce them and then the damage is done. Afterwards, Trump pardons whoever he needs to, or calls it an “official act” and no one pays for it.

This will be how our government will work for the foreseeable future. There will be a “cold war” on which administrations can weaponize this the most.

All you have to do is make a life altering choice, be ridiculed by half of society in your most formative years, take drugs that forever reshape your body, and YOU TOO CAN WIN AT SWIMMING!

Should have listened to Al Gore: Lockbox

Ben Folds resigned from his role there:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DF_GMQ9PN6_/

Genetic disposition for the body to produce antibodies that attack and kill insulin producing beta cells. There are 2 types, GAD and TSH antibodies. They are normally present at birth, but sometimes get triggered later in life by a cold/flu. There are a few mysteries in the exact mechanics, but I agree, overall, it is pretty well understood.

Vaguely remember getting a phone book until about 2000. After that, there were these off brand phone books that started showing up in my driveway for a few years. Those stopped around 2003 I think.

Is Pliny “The Elder” or “The Younger”?

Aww. Tell them I said “Wheek wheek”!

If it’s a traditional vaccine, I wonder if they’ll see the same issues with blood clots as the J&J vaccine.

Same reason I don’t put on my seat belt until the moment of impact. Total waste otherwise!

All it takes is money to hire someone who is capable.

I suppose if this were real, the charging warriors must all think they can glance the pike off their shield and barrel through. However, they end up glancing it to the left or right, surprising the warrior next to them who gets stabbed. They themselves get stabbed by the pike being glanced by the warrior next to them.

Assuming an equal number of front line charging warriors to pike soldiers, if charging warriors all glanced left or all glanced right, there would be 1 charging warrior left unharmed.

However, if every 2nd charging warrior agreed to sacrifice the guy between them and both glance towards him, 2N / 3 warriors could survive to fight on. The middle guy would also have to agree to not attempt to block the pike. He’d have to just run into it. But that is optimal I think.

Society is offering $50,001 to shut the fuck up.

Definately 7’ 8" female. Asian descent. Bald. Possible Alopecia. Dwarfism.

That’s right. Rush the surgeons. That will end well.

“On one side, a delicious coconut cream cake. On the other, a steaming pile of dog shit with orange icing and bits of hair combed over it.”

Yes, and add an Agile framework. Extreme Monkey typing.