Mermaids aren’t furry.

I sure hope that is the case, but I pessimisticly fear a weak response to the next Jan 6 attempt because taking steps to put down a violent insurrection is “too political.”

Whe’re*

Shocked gasp!

Here’s a more in-depth article, with pictures.

That’s why we don’t bother having employment laws. So much easier this way!

93 is a pretty good run. Good for him.

Want to make a “firing range” pun, but nothing’s coming to me…leaving this as a placeholder in case inspiration strikes later.

I think we’re safely past the point of having to give Trump and any of his views the benefit of the doubt.

9 inches.

On the other hand, Vance depicted men and boys as “suppressed”, saying 52 minutes in that “one of the weird things about elite society is it’s deeply uncomfortable with masculinity”.

Warming to the theme, Vance said: “This is one weird thing that conservatives don’t talk about enough … We don’t talk enough about the fact that traditional masculine traits are now actively suppressed from childhood all the way through adulthood.”

This is literally all you talk about, you fucking chuds.

I was planning to join the military after high school. It was a 3 hour drive to the closest MEPS (military entrance processing station), so the local recruiters only made the trip out there once a week. I already had my date set when another guy dropped out, so my recruiter asked if I was interested in going a week earlier. I said absolutely, because I was dead et on being in the Army, so what difference did one more week make?

So that’s how I enlisted on Sept 5th, 2001…

Look on the bright side: if they hadn’t wasted the money on this, they would have just wasted it on something else. It was never gonna be used to provide any benefit to the average American.

Didn’t know he was still alive and definitely thought he’d be older than 88…his hair went white 40 years ago.

I don’t remember specifically, but it would have been something on my uncle’s Atari 2600 in the late '80s…probably Dig Dug or Pitfall.

I’m leaning towards horrible. If your tips are tax-free, I’m gonna cut your wages. What do you care? Go out there and make more tips! Shake that money maker, honey!

And why should waitresses and bar staff have all the luck? Doesn’t everyone deserve tax-free tips? Tip your grocery cashier! Tip your nurse! Tip the guy at the bank who approves the loan you need to afford giving tips to everyone, as the weight of providing a living to everyone you interact with shifts away from the business owners and shareholders and onto your shoulders!

And those “strict requirements” would be written by lawyers and lobbyists for the hedge fund managers, so you know you can trust them.

Ok, boomer.

That’s the claque, baby.