Be intolerant and enjoy a good lactose cleanse.

When l don’t worry about family, work, mortgage or the long list of chores I’m pushing in front of me.

I mostly listen to books during the commute, and play a few games when time allows it.

Are we sure there’s not a balmer’s peak scenario for the teens with 12-16 hour screen time?

I get my election news from all the late night shows, including Kimmel and he is fine when consumed with a mix of John Stewart, Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert.

He said it’s something to share with the undecided.

I think it’s a fine summary of all the weird things trump says.

I tried finding a gif of Mel in a straight jacket from Lethal Weapon, but I’ll settle for this one:

My favourite flavour is napoletan 🍨

The only one I know of is “open counter clockwise”, but after consuming too much media in English I use “righty tighty…”.

Drag the destroyer of social media, please do Facebook next!

Zeppo: Socialism, get your tutsi fruitsi socialism…

Okay put 55,000 trump bibles in a single “classroom”.

I got the perfect spot:

I got a chuckle out of imagining browser discussions where brave was replaced with racist.

If they can be attached to each other end to end you can spool them around a stick loosely and remove from one end and add to the other, like a 100 element FIFO buffer.

Can’t wait for the new manscaping craze: Wallowing.

Is there anything more manly than washing clothes?

Real men are like a bison bull, hairy smelly and they roll around in dirt.

The sad thing is that only bison cows are into that.

Yes and artisanal memes are printed using an offset printer, Pepe the Frog especially grows on you when set using CMYK.

Memes will be 10% less funny when editing them using GIMP, because of the missing CMYK color modes.

I wouldn’t mind trump gumming up the GOP the next 8 years, as long as he loses with greater margins each election.

Headline from 2032: “ABC hawk tuahs trumps latest conspiracy about debate loss”