





Their idea of fun could be to tie you up and force you to watch a weekend-long marathon of “coronation street”, so…

Mon dieu, quelle garbage.
Wow, thank you!
Pineapple, tuna, olives, red onions and parmesan cheese. Trust me.
Oh, and top it with some aioli (after baking, obviously)


When I hear “Newsom”, I think “soulless minion of orthodoxy”.


Wenn du liest, dass selbst die Schweizer Bahn Probleme mit der Hitze hat, dann weißt du, dass mit dem Klima echt was im Argen ist…
But reading and learning from a library, then writing and selling your own book based on that is NOT stealing.
It could be argued that these AIs are not actually learning but collecting and rearranging. That’s still stealing in my book, especially if it happens on a massive industrial scale and by a megacorp instead of a person.


Nuh-uh, not happening.


Just stop being poor
– you, apparently


Rich people also don’t have income, and legally pay zero taxes if they are clever.


There is no limit to his stupidity. It is easy to confuse stupidity and power for someone as obviously stupid as Trump.


Just yeet her in the ocean where the sharks circle.


Good thing his racism approval ratings are still through the roof.


That is something Trump promised. It will never happen.


It is actually worse. Homeless people remind us serfs what will happen to us if we are not obedient enough. The cruelty is on purpose.


Tear your face


Alleine schon wegen der völligen Überlastungen der Gerichte wird das einen spürbaren Unterschied machen. Aber eigentlich noch wichtiger ist, dass endlich “Nur ja heißt ja” kommt.