Mercantile Akatoshian Daedra-Worshipper. Straight Cis White Union-Buster, Corporatist TechBro, Anti-Piracy Doxer and Snitch. Debt manipulator. Alcoholic. Drug Addict. Caffeine Addict. I bow down to the Capitalist Duopoly, and so can you. Ignore the imitators, I'm the only real one!
I've never met anyone who could survive a piano falling on them either. It's a cartoon, dipshit.