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  • Dekupiersägenmaniküre

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  • Expediamus!

  • Promising. I’m gonna play Witcher 3 and knock out all windows, cabinets and glassware in the house, and just embrace the shattering sounds as part of the ruckus in the game until there is only a barren tundra of unoccupied floor space 💪🏾

  • Regal af

  • I’m confused. What are they gonna do, securing search warrants for Larry the Labradoodle and no-knock the front door off the hinges and buccal swab the cocksucker there and then?

    Otherwise, the only way this makes sense if every dog is registered and must provide a sample preemptively. Maybe I’m missing something.

  • Manjaro is a wet fart. I don't want them sitting in my lap man

    Pure poetry of yours, Wordsworth’s can go take a dump.

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  • TSCHÜSS

  • Über einen Zeitraum von mindestens sechs Monaten, mariniere deine Fersen täglich für 20 Minuten in Maggi und trete anschließend einer Ballettgruppe bei 🩰

  • Schafgang.

  • Hours of fun.

  • “Did you know you can donate one or all of your organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”

  • There is such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fucking aware of it.

  • Blimey!

  • Drei-Finger-dick geschnitten bitte.