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  • Expediamus!

  • Promising. I’m gonna play Witcher 3 and knock out all windows, cabinets and glassware in the house, and just embrace the shattering sounds as part of the ruckus in the game until there is only a barren tundra of unoccupied floor space 💪🏾

  • Regal af

  • I’m confused. What are they gonna do, securing search warrants for Larry the Labradoodle and no-knock the front door off the hinges and buccal swab the cocksucker there and then?

    Otherwise, the only way this makes sense if every dog is registered and must provide a sample preemptively. Maybe I’m missing something.

  • Manjaro is a wet fart. I don't want them sitting in my lap man

    Pure poetry of yours, Wordsworth’s can go take a dump.

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  • TSCHÜSS

  • Über einen Zeitraum von mindestens sechs Monaten, mariniere deine Fersen täglich für 20 Minuten in Maggi und trete anschließend einer Ballettgruppe bei 🩰

  • Schafgang.

  • Hours of fun.

  • “Did you know you can donate one or all of your organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”

  • There is such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fucking aware of it.

  • Blimey!

  • Drei-Finger-dick geschnitten bitte.

  • Results

    There was consensus that chronic and acute stretching (a) improves range of motion (although alternatives exist) and (b) reduces muscle stiffness (which may not always be desirable); the panel also agreed that chronic stretching (c) may promote vascular health, but more research is warranted. In contrast, consensus was found that stretch training does not (a) contribute substantively to muscle growth, (b) serve as an all-encompassing injury prevention strategy, (c) improve posture, or (d) acutely enhance post-exercise recovery.

  • I see what you did there.