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  • Nintendo has the securist market with its portable console.

    Cause they actually try to make a console that's not just "Discount PC With Coupon For Streaming Service".

    Even then, it's mostly an under-powered PC that makes up the difference with a few gimmicks. Which is fine. But you're still left asking "Why would I buy a PS6 / X-Box One+One+360Infinity when I could just get this shit on PC in another six months?" Other than tinkering with controllers, neither have done anything interesting since the Kinect flopped.

  • XBOX COFOUNDER SAYS MICROSOFT IS QUIETLY SUNSETTING THE PLATFORM

    More seriously, the distance between the X-Box OS and the Windows OS was always measured in inches. Maybe they finally decided to give up the ghost and just admit they were selling people mid-range PCs with a console skinned GUI.

  • Can't not read that in his voice.

  • ~ Unironic Steven Crowder

  • Wait, but if the second part is true then... omg, I'm gay.

  • Oh no. Are you telling me that only Sony products will have this feature? Damn, sucks. Now what will I do?

  • If it is publicly-traded, it will be enshittified.

    Well, thank goodness Elon Musk took Twitter private, amirite?

  • That’s probably because you just like a different super power, no?

  • It always just strikes me as immaturity. People with a physiological demand for sex reaching for what they can't have in polite society, then letting out their rage and humiliation on people lower than them on the pole, because they never learned how to process their emotions.

  • In my experience, having grown up in an upper-middle class neighborhood with a mixed bag of people who all went different directions...

    It's not the lack of a conscience that makes you rich. It's the wealth that degrades your morality.

    "I'm going to be an asshole in order to get rich" has not - in my experience - produced my success. I know plenty of shitheads who squandered their family fortunes and ended up doing shit work for shit pay. On the flip side, a few friends and acquaintances who did go on to be successful turned increasingly toxic and miserable as their stars climbed.

  • I'm a Virgo

    It's a superhero TV show from the perspective of a kid growing up in the hood who is just a really big guy.

  • I started watching a lot of home-improvement type videos on YouTube, and suddenly since then all the ads now assume my dick is horribly bent and doesn’t work, and that I uncontrollably shit and piss myself.

  • I will trade all the dumb chuds in the world for another November Kelly podcast. If this is the price we have to pay, I will simply live with the knowledge that these dipshits exist and settle in for another six hours of WTYP.

  • Yes.

  • The guy who laid more pipe than UA Local 803 did not waste his name.

  • Me and my Dimetrodon saw you from across the club, and we liked your vibe.

  • Man: "I consent"

    Woman: "I consent"

    Announcer: "Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

  • The USS Unpaid Alimony

  • Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.

  • News @lemmy.world

    Doctor accused of illegally obtaining health data of Texas Children's patients, in crusade against Transgender medical treatments

    www.houstonchronicle.com /news/houston-texas/health/article/houston-doctor-accused-illegally-obtaining-child-19518067.php
  • World News @lemmy.world

    Greek coastguard threw migrants overboard to their deaths, witnesses say

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c0vv717yvpeo
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Gen Z influencers who supported Biden in 2020 turn against him

    www.washingtonpost.com /technology/2024/06/13/influencers-biden-tiktok-ban/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Meet Guy Sims Fitch, a Fake Writer Invented by the US Government

    gizmodo.com /meet-guy-sims-fitch-a-fake-writer-invented-by-the-us-g-1787060769
  • memes @lemmy.world

    You sorry son of a bitch, you're about to find out why this country can't afford healthcare

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Big Bad Wolf Thought

  • News @lemmy.world

    How police officers preyed on teens in the Boy Scouts’ police Explorer program

    www.nbcnews.com /news/us-news/police-explorer-boy-scouts-sexual-abuse-allegations-rcna145347
  • World News @lemmy.world

    China, Iran and Russia hold joint war games in Gulf of Oman in response to threats to coastal trade

    www.aljazeera.com /news/2024/3/12/china-iran-and-russia-stage-joint-naval-drills-in-gulf-of-oman
  • News @lemmy.world

    1 million voters have been purged from Florida's rolls as number of registered Democrats drops by nearly 10% while Republicans only lose 3% of registered voters

    www.dailymail.co.uk /news/article-12961811/Florida-million-voters-purged-democrats-republicans-election.html
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Blinken says he asked Qatari PM to rein in Al Jazeera war coverage, per sources

    www.axios.com /2023/10/25/tony-blinken-qatar-israel-hamas