Here we go again
Here we go again
Here we go again
No judgement here. Have fun with life yall
You gotta break some eggs to burn this omelet
Im something of a veteran myself
I never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.
We have Mental Healthcare at home
Divided and conquered
Haven't been to a McDonald's since luigis capture. Never will forget. Never will forgive.
I didnt hear no bell
I implore you to stop using the drake meme template
Another social event, another ultragigagigantic mistake.
All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players
Change? Sounds like a you problem.
Gen Z workers think showing up 10 minutes late to work is as good as being on time — but baby boomer bosses have zero tolerance for tardiness
The social battery is at -69%
Life_IRL
Your sides should be thrown away, your turkey should be frozen or almost gone.
GTA hype
I can fix them by driving them to abandon me. Fear conquered!
Science is just fucking around and writing down the results
"Are you really staying off windows for good?"
Yes | Remind Me Later