They can pull you over for a tail light that isn’t broken.

Source: happened to me a couple times. Small town cops hate out of state plates.

For the people who own the corporation you work for and buy necessities from.

"JUST DO SOMETHING FFS!!!”

Take 50mg weed edibles and stay up till 4am gaming? Sounds good to me.

The problem with your question is that you believe you have woken up.

The older I get, the more naps I need. I think by the time I hit my 40s-50s im gonna need 3 naps a day.

Finally. Fuck all nation states. They seek to divide us against each other. Feels like i live in lemmy.crazy IRL.

Im not meant to harbor hatred in my heart, but here we are living in the hater multiverse. When in Rome…

Standards are low.

I dont like baseball. Please build low cost public housing instead of worrying about a good view for a sports ball game.

Literally fighting over breadless circuses.

Best we can do is gay minority cops that can murder you without consequences. Surely your purity tests will be satisfied with this highly representative offering from the democratic party!

Thanks my fellow lemminator!

Me when I start working a double.

At least no one has invented triples yet…

Splendid