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  • You get hired to help out a business in a emergency situation. You do nothing and get paid month after month. A couple years go by and finally the phone rings.

    Hey man, we really need you right now! Come on in!

    "Claim denied, I will see you in court."

    insurance

  • Just wait till they call your family with a AI clone of your voice. "You" are in trouble and need cash now!

  • They choose force your hand. Draw the line where you wish. They will arrive at it given enough time.

  • I heard reddit sends out warnings for updating certain comments these days.

  • The autonomous murder bots are not complete yet

  • Dad?

  • I paid it, but the transaction was private. Have a nice day.

  • Welcome to the resistance

  • the healthiest candy would be to live on

    Fruit?

  • I take as much D as I can

  • Hell yeah

  • Its helping us by hurting Amazon.

    Finally... based AI.

  • Why is Carl's hat so small?

  • So this is where you go patch the problem GDPR right?

  • I want a camera up their butthole

  • The vast vast majority of human history had no social media and people were disrespecting others and not getting punched

  • How to find nazis:

    Step 1: look in their Graves

    Fin

  • Political Cartoons @lemmy.zip

    Fuck your country. Fuck my country. Fuck all of them.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Nothing lasts forever.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I'm ready to study theory now

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Nope

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    GG nuclear non-proliferation efforts

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Understandable

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I'm the whale game devs never expected or wanted

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    We deserve sad unseasoned tacos forever for the disrespect we show Latinos

  • World News @lemmy.ml

    U.S. interest in Alberta separatism raises red flags over what might come next

    www.cbc.ca /news/politics/alberta-separatism-trump-administration-9.7068999
  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Here we go again

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    No judgement here. Have fun with life yall

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    You gotta break some eggs to burn this omelet

  • Gaming @lemmy.ml

    Im something of a veteran myself

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I never use the xray machine. I'm paying good money to fly. I'm gonna get my money's worth by forcing them to touch me all over.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    We have Mental Healthcare at home

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Divided and conquered

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Haven't been to a McDonald's since luigis capture. Never will forget. Never will forgive.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I didnt hear no bell

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I implore you to stop using the drake meme template

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Another social event, another ultragigagigantic mistake.