Here in Seattle we had a polite riot after the superbowl. We were partying in the street until the light turned green, then shuffled back to the sidewalk. As soon as the light turned red again, we would flood back into the street.
For the love of god don't look it up. If you've made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It's worse than you can possibly imagine.
It's surprising how many people will plug in a random USB drive that they find. Apparently that's how the CIA got the Stuxnet virus into Iran's system and nerfed their centrifuges back in the day.
Matt "Pizza" Gaetz makes perfect sense for this role.