Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.
Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.
Ahem… THE BIGGEST LOADS YOU’VE EVER SEEN! TREMENDOUS!
I read that as puppy without principles and was like 🥺
Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.
If you want to read more about experiences, Erowid had a great library of information, including write ups of people who have used different drugs before.
This is the link for crack/cocaine.
What was the kid wearing?
What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?
Did someone say frijoles?
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
it warns us of things to come
Ezekiel 23:20
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
I can never tell what they really believe. But I once saw a picture about flat earthers.
It basically said other planets are round because they have been observed to be round. But Earth is flat because it has not been observed to be round.
Though if they did see Earth from afar, I’m sure there would be some excuse as to why it’s fake.
But if Americans can’t see this comment chain, how USA-ful is it to the discussion?
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
I am heavy weapons guy
No, I am heavy weapons guy