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  • TipRing@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•rul
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    2 days ago

    Noita is a game of scarcity and making the most of what you have to eek out a victory.

    Noita is a game about exploration and discovery with every new discovery likely finding the New Game button for you.

    Noita is a game about adventure and quest completion.

    Noita is a game about abundance and becoming god.

    It takes on average 60+ hours and 100+ attempts to finish the game for the first time and the community refers to this as “beating the tutorial”. The game is insanely deep and in defiance of modern game design refuses to sign post any information aside from the basic controls.







  • I had a friend like you once, if he was into a woman there was guaranteed something dreadfully wrong with her. Like this was an actual conversation:

    Friend (excited): I just started seeing her, she’s amazing! The best thing that’s ever happened to me!

    Me: Dude, the last two girlfriends you said that about ended up in jail.

    Friend: No it’s different this time, she’s cool! She’s a gamer, we like the same music, she’s super chill.

    Me: Ok dude, I’m happy for you.

    Two weeks later

    Me: Dude, you ok? You look pretty down.

    Friend: My girlfriend likes to get into throw down drunken brawls with strangers every weekend.

    But this friend was also a weirdness magnet in general.








  • Orca are not uncommon in the waters near me. I was in a relatively large boat so I felt quite secure, but if I were swimming or in a kayak it would have been terrifying even knowing that they don’t attack humans. They are huge and hunt in packs and are intensely curious so sometimes approach to investigate things.

    Harbor seals are all over and sun themselves on the docks where my uncle lives. Cute but big and smelly. My poor uncle has to clean up after them. It’s always cool to see them but definitely not scary.

    I was raised around wildlife and instilled with a deep respect for nature, that these creatures are best left to live their lives and enjoyed at a distance.