It was a joke!

I know… It was a joke

I don’t know how to say “boot” but for cars, in english. But you get the gist

That’s easy, it’s pronounced “Trunk”

Edit: It was a joke!

the lower line that has developed over the years of making rice in the same pot. The upper line is from making mac and cheese

Maybe you need to scrub your pots more thoroughly. If they’re stainless steel or something similar there shouldn’t be any permanent stains forming unless you don’t use enough elbow grease.

Wayland isn’t the desktop environment (window compositor). That’s probably Gnome, as it’s very mac like.

Dickless

What?

Foshizzle

Oh, so my whole life, thoughts and actions are posted on lemmy. Gotcha.

Why the fuck do you think I don’t condemn settlers?

My heart goes out to the fallen and the wounded.
And fuck those terrorists. If hell exists, I hope they burn in it.

How does Voldemort play into this? Which of the Harry Potter books included Caesar?

You need a bag of whole dung, not a bag of holding!

Or a bag of whole dung

Every Halloween I take inventory of what needs replaced

I’ve found an infinitival copula deletion!

Ooooh look at Mr. Fancy pants over there with his special astigmatism. Meanwhile we’re all stuck with the regular astigmatism.

Joking aside, that’s pretty interesting.

Macaroni and cheese and cheese and cheese

No no, you’ve got it all backwards! The singular is macaron or macaronus. The plural is macaroni, like viri.

Next time you order Mac and cheese, say it right 😉

Just cut down on the legumes and the gas will pass.

Interoffice memes sound more enjoyable