Finally I get to use this

Oh yeah you’re right, here it is. 🏆

If lemmy gold was a thing, I would award it to this comment.

I honestly didn’t like factorio, which is odd because I’m pretty much the exact target audience (autistic). I bought it after buying Mindustry, played it for about 20 hours and then put it down and didn’t pick it back up again because I realized that it just felt like work. I think the reason I didn’t like it was that you spent 5 minutes coming up with a solution to some problem, and then spend 50 minutes implementing it, which bogs down the gameplay with monotonous block-placing.

Gordon Freeman 2028?

Hahaha, how bad does your anticheat have to be that it bans people who haven’t even played the game yet? Or maybe its so good that it bans people BEFORE they cheat. “Good news, we dropped the cheating rate to 0%! We only had to ban the entire playerbase to do it!”

Yeah, and we can’t give them that because trousers are a zero-sum game and if women wear trousers, then there won’t be enough trousers to go around!

/s

I call him the cheeto, or CHEAT-O.

Illinois Nazis

Illinoizis?

I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a ‘socialist ideal’ and saying that the ‘liberals are trying to take away our cars’. The comments were equally unhinged.

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there’s already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Actually if bees don’t like the hive you put them in, they absolutely will leave. I haven’t had happen to me personally but I have heard of it happening to others; you put the package in and come back to find that 200$+ worth of bees just upped and flew away.

Just last week I was almost run over by a silver honda civic while trying to use the crosswalk, said civic driver proceeded to honk and and yell at me for being in the way. Somehow, that’s the second time I’ve almost been almost run over and then honked at by someone in a silver honda civic.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

Infinite free beer exploit?

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun