There's a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of "would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Where I live, you can drive across town in 30 minutes. I once worked with a coworker who lived about a 15min drive from work (less than 8km), and it consistently took him 2 hours to get to work by bus.
It's been so long that my description might not be reliable, but I remember it as a slightly fishy, gamey chicken, but much softer and juicier than other game meats
Gardein's "ultimate" plant based chick'n nuggets already taste kind of fishy IMO, and I've found that soaking them in dill pickle juice before cooking makes them taste a lot like I remember gator tail being like
There's a classic relationship question (often as a joke, but sometimes unironically from an insecure partner) of "would you still love me if I was a worm?"