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@ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

  • I mean, I eat ass so

  • I can't respond to your other comment bc snooggums is banned from my instance

    It’s one of those things that works in movies because it’s something you can get away with if you’re incredibly attractive. There’s a whole stock images category involving girls licking their fingers, mostly in a seductive style. But, in the real world, it’s something you do with your husband or long-term partner, not a random cow-orker.

    I think this is what people aren't understanding. Someone who does this repeatedly surely must have learned that it's okay/works from a history of doing it, so they're probably very attractive. I'm pretty confident that most normies would react much more playfully/positively than the responses in the comments here if an incredibly attractive person did this to them. If the goal is to swap spit anyway, you're not gonna be thinking about the germs on their fingers

  • I mean I certainly wouldn't trust any random VPN company, but I trust ProtonVPN

  • Anagram of Ayn Rand

  • no this is real

  • I would die for your campaign

  • I can't vote either bc I also refuse to turn off my VPN 😅

  • Yeah I thought I disabled that, but apparently not. Silly that that seems to be the default

  • She forgot to mention his lazy eye

  • I made this greentext with photoshop in response to this post

  • The correct response is obviously to demand to lick her finger to get your sauce back

  • This is an ad

  • egg

    Jump
  • Haha, classic

  • I was very confused why I could read this without knowing what language it was lol. Catalan is interesting

  • I tried to recreate it with flux. I'm curious what the results would be with this one

  • I haven't come across that. Do you have examples?

  • There was no murderer. He died of natural causes

  • Free energy discovered by 2030, shortly followed by open source ASI, ushering in a rapid and violent redistribution of power and resources, culminating in a worldwide utopia by 2040

  • I even do it at home (just a couple squares on each side) for comfort