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@ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

  • If you'll be given the chance to test your country's next Presidential candidates, what would it be and why?

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  • The test is they're required to give me a million dollars. If they're unable to do so because they don't have access to a million dollars, they pass. If they do, I get a million dollars and they fail

  • Next!

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  • I was gonna say this, but the top left guy just happened- these two were 6 months apart, and in the same hemisphere lol

  • please wake up

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  • I can't think of a single situation besides ransom that would require I spend $8,000 but, to answer your question, I would take out a loan.

    Regardless, if my partner and I each made $4,000/mo, we'd have over $4,000/mo of discretionary spending, which is insane

  • Repairing Broken Sofa?

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  • I saw this in a TV show once

  • please wake up

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  • These are my total regular monthly joint expenses between both my partner and I:

    Rent & Utilities: $1200Entertainment: $150Student loans: $200Health/dental: $600Groceries: $600Business: $250Auto: $250=$3250

  • Do you prefer Lemmy or reddit?

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  • I prefer imgur tbh

  • please wake up

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  • I assumed your first comment was sarcasm. $4k/mo sounds incredible

  • The night water

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  • I'm always surprised to hear people dislike the taste after leaving it out. I leave a big cup of water out every night so it'll taste better in the morning 😅

  • State theme pickup lines

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  • Are you from Florida? Because I want you on the floor... duh

  • Almost Cain'd my brothers several times by age 12, and yet still wondered why my mom was depressed

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  • Anachronistic baby Jesus cameo?

    I don't know if it's explicitly stated anywhere, but my guess is it's actually Seth (even though he also wasn't born yet)

    Edit: I was wrong- I assumed it was Cain and Abel bc it looks almost exactly like this illustration of them

    But apparently it's just a depiction of "people doing bad things like Cain" to justify the flood

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • In Germany, they don't say "driving rapidly in a circle," they say "Was soll der Scheiß? Pass doch auf, verdammt!" and I think that's beautiful

  • You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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  • 20 hours to travel 2219km is 110km/hr. Around the narrow lane of a roundabout, that's at least 6gs, which can be fatal without training

  • who up wasting their youth

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  • I'll probably adopt this one by the time I hit 36 lol

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  • This apk file has several trojans

  • who up wasting their youth

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  • 27 year olds were 13 only 13 years ago. I feel like 36 is when you officially hit "not young"

  • Ban Reason: Universal Monk

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  • I think they didn't realize it was your username lol

  • Ban Reason: Universal Monk

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  • No one knows. Believe me I've tried asking

  • Ban Reason: Universal Monk

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  • Oh I don't really think that- sorry, I thought the emoji would make it clear. I still don't know how much (if any) of you is a character/schtick like Chad McTruth, but I have a soft spot for you regardless bc we got shat on relentlessly together in a few threads for voting third party

  • NSFW

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