Skip Navigation

TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾

@ TherapyGary @lemmy.blahaj.zone

Posts
97
Comments
1252
Joined
1 yr. ago

Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

  • I have an idea! What if you fucked off?

  • My favorite was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

    I would be super petty when Midwestern transplants would butcher the word "quesadilla" as "cassadila" by responding "sorry, a what? Oh, a quesadilla, okay" which got really funny (to me) when they would order several different kinds of quesadilla and I would do the same schtick every time within a span of 2 minutes

    This was before I got woke, so sometimes I would put on an Indian accent and act like I was taking their order from an overseas call center


    I used to fuck around in all sorts of ways there: putting a sign on the drive-thru menu telling people to yell bc the mic was damaged; not turning on the lights at night so people thought we were closed;

    My favorite thing though was doing customer surveys (which would get printed and pinned in the back) and leaving insane reviews- like one went on and on about how the cashier was sooo hot, and then at the end mentioned he reminds me of my dad (that employee was a babyfaced teen which made it extra bizarre)

  • English: Natural science branchGerman: NaturwissenschaftDutch: NatuurwetenschapDanish: NaturvidenskabNorwegian: NaturvitenskapSwedish: NaturvetenskapAfrikaans: Natuurwetenskappe

  • There's no such thing as "boys' toys" and "girls' toys". This person is doing a public service by requiring an appropriate answer

  • Is the problem here that you just don't get the joke?

  • Damn that's hilarious- I wish I knew about that game when I worked at a call center!

    My favorite when I worked drive thru was pretending to be a robot/prerecorded message. I'd put on my announcer voice- like Stamets level shit- to greet them, and then say "to place an order, press 1" but there was no keypad, so they would just say "uh...one?" And then I'd be like "para español, marque dos"

  • I would hire them. They're not only hilarious and quick thinking, but smart and principled too

  • What does this mean

  • I used to fuck around like this all the time when I worked a fast food drive thru

  • I literally cannot comprehend why you wouldn't look at the community name before commenting. Do you not read titles either? What kind of life are you people living- it genuinely baffles me

  • Why aren't people checking what community they're about to participate in? That feels like it ought to be standard behaviour

  • I don't necessarily believe there is no god- there very well may be but, if it's the christian god, I want nothing to do with that guy. I'd rather stick to my principles and suffer than worship Him

  • Can you just ban me so I can go back to being the victim here?

  • Triple nerd

  • Reported for incivility 😤 that kiss emoji is clearly a threat

  • Nerd

    Edit:

    No linking errors on my end. Skill issue probly

    I've already explained that I edited this post to reflect the updates (and changed the image to the new one after you removed it for the second time)

    You DMed me after removing my second attempt

    This is just like the time you said "Harriett Tubman sucks and was an idiot" and then got mad at me for saying you suck in response

  • My apologies, I've revised my comment

  • First they came for the gooners,and Dremor removed my post,because they're insecure about being a gooner

    Then they came for the queers,and I died in prison,because of Dremor being a twat

    Then they came for Dremor,and thank goodness,because they suck