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TheSlad

@ TheSlad @sh.itjust.works

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  • bugslife

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  • All I remember about Antz is the terrifying termite war scene. I had nightmares about that.

  • Grocery Segregation

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  • Ive had cashiers blatantly ignore it and scan items for the wrong person many times now....

    ...I still use the stick, but also make sure theres plenty of space.

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  • Actually those things are not that fuckable, because they roll along your penis instead of sliding. There is very little sensation other than cold squeezing.

    🤷🏼‍♂️

  • how do you slice it??

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  • Also, most people dont even have a good grasp on how big giraffes are anyways!

    I once went to a zoo that had an elevated platform extending into the giraffe's habitat so that you could stand face to face with them. Their heads are as big as a normal human, like 5 feet from crown to chin!

  • human geography

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  • "October 30th" around here. Theres nothing special about that day.

    What happens on "pumpkin night"?

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    Beard Rule

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  • It me.

  • Code inspector goes to house over tall grass complaints; resident has mental health crisis and points gun at inspector; cops come in armored vehicle and shoot resident to death

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  • Yea there is really no need to bother residents directly with outdoor code enforcement. My city just mails you a picture of the offending area, and tells you to fix it - or they will instead and send you the bill.

  • I get it

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  • Wiresless headphones. Blasting some music really helps me override the invisible walls around doing mundane tasks.

  • cowabunga

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  • One time I told my boss that the project we were working on was causing me to have a mental breakdown and that I needed to be put on something else.

    The next day the project was canceled, turns out I wasnt the only one feeling thay way...

  • UwU brat mathematician behavior

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  • Is this a copypasta or are you having a stroke?

  • UwU brat mathematician behavior

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  • Right? They got that shit backwards. Op is a fraud. i is used in pure math, j is used in engineering.

  • Well it is Saturday

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  • Im proud to say that this morning i actually got up and did some of the things i planned to do!

    Maybe i can do it again next month also...

  • wanna..?

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  • Just straddle his knee and start grinding, he'll figure it out

  • I'm doing my part

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  • Man im working so hard to be that yard, but its not as easy as just stop mowing!

    Always on the lookout for invasives, poison ivy, tree sapplings (my yard isnt big enough to support any more trees without threatening the house), and other undesirables.

    Then theres also the english ivy encroaching from the corner that I've pretty much given up on :/

  • Master tactician Trump reveals his plan

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  • Why does he have to tweet about this? I though the president had dials and knobs on his desk to control oil and gas prices?

  • rule

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  • Nope, only bowls! I'm good for now.

  • Job opportunities

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  • You are correct i do not watch any mainstraim media or news. Everything has to come to me filtered through friends, family, or lemmy.

  • Job opportunities

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  • Does she? I havent heard that name in what feels like a decade

  • Anyone got this combo?

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  • Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they've been such a constant in your life.