You can just make one up and act like it long emough for it to become genuine

Elderly people pilot the watercraft

The opposite is “garden path sentences” that seem incorrect or gibberish at first, but then make sense once you’ve correctly parsed them.

“The old man the boat”

A noble pursuit :3

:3

Kitty!

Sonic? No, hes cis.

Tails though, ain’t nobody can convince me that boy don’t have a vagina.

I always say them, in an obnoxiously over the top advertisy voice. I guess some people are just different 🤷🏼‍♂️

Its motivation to prove the game wrong; plow your girlfriend AND play on the hardest difficulty.

Tolkein is very explicit in that you should not fuck with a hobbit who’s got a rock and a sling.

Dont worry she didnt eat all of them! I think we had like 3 or 4 generations of inbred hamsters before we finally got a second cage and segregated them.

… as an adult i am staunchly against any “pet” that has to be kept in a cage or enclosure.

At first i wondered how shitty the parachute must’ve been, but then I remembered that I had dwarf hamsters as a kid, not normal ones.

Also for some reason my mom made the mistake of getting a boy and a girl and they did exactly what you’d think. Except that the cage was too small for that many critters and the momma started eating the babies out of stress…

On the left: MoistCr1TiKaL/Penguinz0, youtube guy who’s opinions and takes generally aren’t trash (i assume; I’m not familiar with his content but haven’t heard any complaints about him)

On the right: Asmongold, actually a bag of rotting garbage with a human face painted on it.

I have a variety of toys and methods to keep it interesting…

Mid 30s and still going strong 💪 i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times.

Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.

If it was putin then the guy would’ve just jumped out a window all on his own

It is possible that Martinis are typically shaken now because of the popularity of James bond for the past several decades?

Racism is the belief that one or more “races” is superior to the others, or the opposite; that one or more “races” is inferior.

Racial discrimination can be for many different reasons. I’m not saying racism isnt the reason in this case, but without more context we can’t know for sure.

I had a similar experience with hinge after a 7-year long relationship fell apart. The most vapid, basic profiles devoid of any individual personality. I think the way hinge does their profiles leads to that. I eventually gave up and instead of trying a different app, i just realized that I like being single.

Instead of spending my time swiping on basic bitches, I took up painting, hiking, got back into practicing my instruments again and joined the local symphony and a celtic fiddle group, became more active in niche online spaces and made a ton of friends there, etc.

At this point I honeslty can’t even imagine inviting a woman into my life and being beholden to her whims and expectations 🤷🏼‍♂️

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