Man im working so hard to be that yard, but its not as easy as just stop mowing!

Always on the lookout for invasives, poison ivy, tree sapplings (my yard isnt big enough to support any more trees without threatening the house), and other undesirables.

Then theres also the english ivy encroaching from the corner that I’ve pretty much given up on :/

Why does he have to tweet about this? I though the president had dials and knobs on his desk to control oil and gas prices?

Nope, only bowls! I’m good for now.

You are correct i do not watch any mainstraim media or news. Everything has to come to me filtered through friends, family, or lemmy.

Does she? I havent heard that name in what feels like a decade

Growing out of video games is a thing. Maybe youre just not into them anymore but its hard to realize because they’ve been such a constant in your life.

That would cause me so much claustrophobia at the sink i would stop washing dishes.

Mate we used to navigate from large physical atlases. I remember having to pull out the state atlas and find page for the county we were in and then route a path and navigate my mom to our destination when I when I was like 12.

What does manual transmission have to do with parallel parking?

Frogs and spiders

Heck i’d get enough for me too and join her!

Gilliam was almost picked to direct the Harry Potter movies.

Man if only! It was a one-off.

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

I thought botulism thrived in room-temp anaerobic environments? If theyre constantly opening and refreshing thier cold brew coffee and keeping it in the fridge then i dont think botulism is much of a risk.

Yes, but did the LLM get it from the answers or the questions?..

Empty toilet paper tube between the seat and the rim, a big squeeze of your sister’s fancy conditioner, and go to town like its doggy-style. The weight of the toilet seat and lid offered great resistance it actually felt really good, though you definitely need a real ceramic toilet seat not some shitty plastic one. In terms of just sensation alone it was one of the best masturbation techniques my young addled brain came up with. Once I got my first smartphone too I could lay it on the closed lid with porn open.

Reccomend laying down some folded towels so you don’t kill your knees.

As a horny tween/teen I would fuck the toilet seat.

That might not be the grossest thing I’ve ever done, but its sure up there.

Its possible in 3 spacial dimensions, which last time I checked is the number of dimensions we exist in.

You can do both. Source: my weirdo daughter.