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TheSlad

@ TheSlad @sh.itjust.works

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  • Highly enjoyable things require concentration too

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  • I dont have a general doctor and last time I tried to get help I got profiled as a drug seeker. Its really turned me off trying to get help but maybe I should try again

  • Highly enjoyable things require concentration too

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  • Coffee did not help me. A few years ago i was averaging 2 liters of coffee per day it was a real problem. I don't drink coffee anymore.

  • Highly enjoyable things require concentration too

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  • This is me. Help how do i do stuff?

  • We Got You

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  • If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.

  • My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging

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  • Just run your prod env in debug mode! Problem solved.

  • A universal experience?

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  • Imagine every muscle in your body lightly twitch all at the same time for a single instant and without warning. I'm not sure why it is associated with a falling sensation, but it doest make you think of that. Maybe there is a brief feeling weightlessness when it happens?

  • Autocorrect Rule

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  • Women are not available.

    My phone knows too much...

  • welp

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  • The images are not actually the captcha. They've used other methods and tools to verify your authenticity, then they force you to help train their image recognition AI under the guise of it being the actual captcha. Its Distributed Forced Labor, and Google has been using captchas to do this for decades. Remeber the picture-of-two-words captcha? One word was always squiggly and the other was not. The squiggly word was the real captcha, the other word was from a scanned book and you were helping to train their OCR algorithms.

  • Rule

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  • I mean, that article doesnt provide any proof that its wallpaper, and that would be some ugly-ass wallpaper if it is. Who would ever put that in a house? Also theres no discernable repeating pattern to it, though maybe we just cant see enough.

  • 👁️ 🌹 💨 💨

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  • How fast would the rose have to be going to blueshift that much? Someone please do the math

  • Watrule tension

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  • Without surface tension, water would evaporate much faster in general. Probably could set out a cup of water in the morning and it would be gone by bedtime.

  • Symptoms of arsenic poisoning

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  • Ahhh dammit! Who poisoned the BDSM rat??

  • Elon Musk will never rule

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  • The context of this picture if I recall, is that it was a costume for a Halloween party... which if true completely removes the cringe factor of the outfit, as youre supposed to wear silly costumes for that. If Elon had an ounce of social acuity he would just own it.

    And even if its not a Halloween costume, I dont get the hate for someone having fun dressing up. There are a billion other reasons, as you mentioned, to hate him.

  • Zen Z

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  • 100% it is antiquated technology.

  • Zen Z

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  • Wristwatches are just jewelry at this point tbh. They've been rendered completely redundant by cell phones. The only people under 60 who wear them are doing so as a fashion statement.

    I'm sure a lot of wristwatch stans will downvote me but I don't care I'm still right

  • Rulecraft

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  • Last I heard he lives alone in a mansion in beverly hills all sad and depressed in his piles of money that can never replicate the true feeling of human connection and friendship that he yearns for. I almost kinda feel bad for him, but then I remember hes only sad and lonely cause hes an asshole.

  • The thing

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  • I thought having grown up with ADD and having developed my own coping mechanisms and strategies would help me raise an ADD child. Holy shit it is so hard.

  • The thing

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  • Ive noticed that low-brain work is a lot easier to get myself to do. Its like my brain is lazy but my body isnt. Last spring I dug up 125 sqft of grass, lined it with decorative bricks, spread several 100lbs of topsoil, and sowed wildflowers. And before that I busted up 30 feet of sidewalk with a sledghammer and spread 3 cubic yards of fill dirt. All required basically zero brainpower. But godforbid i have to concentrate for 2 hours to diagnose and fix a bug at work! If I could get paid a software dev salary to shovel dirt for 8 hours a day I would in a heartbeat.

    Uber driving sounds nice tbh. Phone tells you where to go and what to do. No brain needed.

  • no amount of documentation can save users from themselves

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  • I disagree. The teabag is a welcome replacement to having to have yet another unitasker in the kitchen.