Assuming she doesn’t take such a large dose that she can’t deal with a knocked over candle.

Also, one partner can stay relatively sober to manage reality.

Windows is becoming malware

yes, I didn’t have theort of that

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

All I know is you shouldn’t drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

No joke. What exactly don’t you understand?

People in the US have been burning carbon at an extraordinary rate since the Industrial Revolution, in the 1900s.

Still to this day they burn carbon at a rate of 14.44 tonnes per person per year.

Chinese people burn 8.85 tonnes per person per year.

They burn that carbon running cars, generating electicity, living their lives.

If we are measuring how much CO2 countries have contributed, China has decades of shitty energy production up on the US. They may be a ruthless authoritarian communist state, but they are the not the ones responsible for climate change.

Also, half of the emissions they create are producing your cheap plastic crap to be bought on Amazon

That’s exactly what I mean.

More importantly, the per capita rate for the US (and Australia and Canada etc) is far worse. You may hate the chinese government, but can you explain to me why Chinese people dont have the right to drive cars and run refrigerators, but people in the US do?

Fuck China, but when it comes to carbon emissions, they could burn coal for another 50 years and still not be as bad as the united states.

Makes me wonder if they are making contingencies for a Trump victory.

The US government could force Google to reveal if people are accessing abortions or contraception, or participating in protests.

Isn’t it weird how every right-wing conspiracy video is available worldwide in one click, but left-wing comedy is always ‘not available in your region’?

Seymour’s idiotic comment is real, but the article you linked is satire playing off it.

A lot of the internationals here seem to be taking the article at face value

Literally the biggest religion on earth, influencing the most powerful nations on earth.

Crybullys

Just hoping that everyone understands that The Spinoff, like The Onion, is a satirical website

Deluxe - Tam Rakak

Max Frost - Withdrawal

If 14 year old me had heard I would buy a top-tier computer only to underclock it, he would have cried.

But here we are.

I’m afraid that is going to be the case anywhere there is moderation… even here.

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Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.