This plan is going down for sure.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Cake day: June 30th, 2023
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2·3 months agoThey destroyed Fitbit. It was just to kill competitors. I’ve had so many issues with Google hardware it’s insane.
It’s like when you stop hanging out with your girlfriend in hopes she breaks up with you. Technically you didn’t break up with her.
4·3 months agoEAT RECYCLED FOOD
- Judge Dread Ref
I can hear the theme song
That’s how you get to the dead world in bettleguise
https://youtu.be/LD5eEakGkds?si=siFIG5ilbk5GkJFO
This is the one that gets stuck in my head still to this day.
I STILL hum some of the music from that game! So good.
16·4 months agoThis is one of my favorite videos. It just is what it is and I’m all for it.
I feel represented.
Is this like new poor? But new old?
Now THIS is pod racing.
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Let’s hear it.
10·5 months agoGorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere
41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.
We read the backs of shampoo bottles.