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  • *hanged

    Pictures are hung; people are hanged. English, man. It's weird.

  • No, I don't. But I already have a workplace with cameras at every entrance and exit, pin pads at every "sensitive" door, and a name badge with rfid in it so they can track my every movement via sensors in every hallway.

    And no, it's not a prison. (It just feels like one, amiright?)

  • Many much moosen.

  • Just in case this isn't a joke, then this is probably a country difference. In America, "entree" is synonymous with "main course". I know, I know. That's not what entree means. But the fact remains.

  • Little bit too coherent. And he would never second guess a decision he claims he made.

    Maybe trail off in the middle of a sentence, and then mutter something about the liberals making Twitter delete it? Because everyone is in awe of how much sense he makes, and how right he is all the time.

  • Behold

    Jump
  • I don't fully understand what's happening here, but they nailed the expression in that last drawing.

  • It sounds like it might be another form of poor tax.

    Your license/inspection is expired (possibly because you either couldn't afford to renew it, or couldn't take the day off to renew it) = given a fine.

    Misses a payment, because they already couldn't afford the fine = given another fine and a court date.

    Have to show up in court, but can't, again for the same reason you never renewed your license or paid the fine = given yet another fine.

    It just seems like it is intended to snowball due to greed. But maybe I'm wrong and just excessively jaded and cynical.

  • I agree. I knew the image in the thumbnail wasn't a Commodore 64, because it had an @ symbol above the 2. Nope! Shoulda been quotation marks there (then).

    But when I click on the article, I think that first picture is right. At least, it looks like what I remember.

  • The article doesn't say "bomb jolt" it says "bump, jolt." In case no one actually reads the article.