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  • I think I would like an active fun day followed by a spa day. But if I have to only pick one, I pick spa day.

  • The four days out of the year that it's comfortable weather in Texas, I'll open the window. But only with the screen still on, or mosquitoes get in.

    Edit: "comfortable" = between 75-80°F

  • I don't think Chicago has anyone original left...?

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  • "...moment you you gaze..."

  • I'm always full of cheese. It's the only way to live.

  • I think (although I could be wrong), that that film was trying to depict that Superman was flying so fast that he went back in time. And the best visual they could come up with was that the earth was spinning "backwards" in order to depict this.

  • I wore body glitter to a Christmas party last night. Because I'm still a 90s girl at heart. It was diamond shimmer body spray though, so there wasn't any stickiness. Let's bring it back! Improved body glitter for us all!

  • I've never called my parents by their first names, and I've never known someone who did.

    I called my grandparents "Grandma and Grandpa [Last Name]". But my aunts and uncles were "Aunt [First Name]" and "Uncle [First Name]". I would say that's pretty standard for the USA.

  • That's the beauty of it. They don't have to justify it. They just...do it. Because no one will stop them.

  • couldn't HAVE*

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  • My bf's dog licked my face one time, so I licked his face as a response. His expression afterward was...a mixture of startled and appalled.

    I told him if he does it as a sign of affection, then I can too. I'm not sure he bought it.

  • As are we all. Trump cares about no one but himself.

  • Ludicrous speed.

    Ludacris is the rapper, but I like your enthusiasm. :)

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  • Someone else remembers CompuServe?!

  • Col. Mustard: Yours.

    Mrs. White: Five.

    Col. Mustard: Five!

    Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable.

    Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.

    Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.

    Col. Mustard: That's right!

  • I guess I just assumed it was a child. Based on the skill level.

  • I can't bring myself to mock something that someone probably made out of genuine love. It makes me too sad. No matter how much of a piece of shit Charlie might have been.

    Mocking it feels like the opposite of empathy. I know how much he didn't believe in empathy, but as usual, he was wrong. So I'm displaying some. Not for him. But for whoever made this for him.

  • Living alone is great. It shouldn't drop that low until a fall could break a hip.

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    In search of Psychiatrist/MD in TX