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TheAuthor_13

@ TheAuthor_13 @lemm.ee

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  • Boy, 10, charged after driving stolen car near crowded Minneapolis playground

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  • Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

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    Pick your seat, Lemmy

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  • It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

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    Pick your seat, Lemmy

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  • Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

  • But if Gizbak stops maintaining his Summoning Circle tomes, the whole world of magic will fall apart

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  • There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

  • The hulkster won't stand for fair wages BROTHERRRR

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  • Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

    Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

  • Delta CEO says CrowdStrike-Microsoft outage cost the airline $500 million

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  • Good. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.

  • Shot in 1.6 seconds: Video raises questions about how trooper avoided charges in Black man's death

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  • Welp, if Butch Cassidy over there can’t be a police person anymore, maybe karma will catch up to him & he’ll catch a hot cop slug in the forehead for no good reason too.

  • 'It's Horrifying': West Virginia Judge Revokes Bond of White Couple Who Reportedly Kept Their Black Adopted Children Locked In Shed In 'Despicable' Conditions with No Water, Lights and Little Food

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  • There’s a special, extra-fuckin-hot area of space in Hell for worthless pieces of shit like this. Typically, I find the death penalty to be a bit too much, but for these two chunks of fetid rat shit, I feel like I could be pretty easily convinced to support an exception here… ideally if it’s in a similar way to how they treated those poor children.

  • Ok. Now they've done it.

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  • Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”

  • A real nut case: Cold Stone Creamery faces suit over lack of real pistachios in pistachio ice cream

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  • I can only see reflective vests

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  • Guys? Where? This is a photo of floating hi-viz vests, isn’t it?

  • EU’s far-right parties expel Germany’s AfD from their group

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  • Well, if there’s one good thing to say about proud Nazis & their political parties, it’s that they so clearly self-identify so the rest of us can know what pieces of fetid ratshit they really are.

    And that takes balls

  • Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed this

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  • Can confirm. Have seen the movie & it is indeed titled Pulp Fiction

  • We live in a society

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  • Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

    Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.