That little voice in your head before going to the rave

I’ve been seeing Christmas shit in stores since before Halloween I don’t wanna hear any shit this year about the war on Christmas.

If there’s a war on Christmas, it’s fucking winning.

Oh, laugh if you feel like laughing!

Life is too short to worry about what should be done in which vibe.

I find my queer male friends are willing to be intimate while straight male friends are very shut off and rarely open up. Generally. Of course there’s exceptions.

Damn why the police so lucky why can’t I find cool stuff

Once it stops making money.

Yo, learned a new word today, thanks!

Don’t fucking announce it!! Invite him for some honor then bag the fucker!

I don’t think Santa = swastika but it is super tiresome when Halloween ends and suddenly there’s Christmas shit everywhere. I know it’s more a factor of capitalism than Christianity, but it even infects the meager Hanukkah end caps we get. There’s frequently products being sold that are clearly just Christmas goods painted blue and white (argh) paraded around as Hanukkah goods. Fuckin blue and white pine tree tchotchkes? C’mon what the fuck is that? Hell, one year I saw “chocolate Maccabes” which were literally just chocolate Santa candies in a different foil.

It’s all expected, it happens every year (though the holiday seems to take up more of the calendar each year), but damn is it tiresome. And don’t get me started on the music!

Personally? Gotta use it at work. I don’t at home.

I wonder what the mental calculus about this is, considering that Biden knows a fucking moron is going to have to handle the fallout

Careful, people have been terminated and been sued for this kind of behavior.

You can make it very very spicy, however, as long as you’re willing to eat it too

Potatoes are really versatile.

Hash browns are quick and easy, shred the potato, line it flat on a plate, cover with paper towel and microwave for two minutes, then fry. Add in some grated onion or other root vegetables and fry in chicken fat for latkes, great with apple sauce or sour cream (if using the latter, use vegetable oil to be very traditional)

Roasted potatoes with dried herbs and a squeeze of lemon, also easy, not as quick. About 35 min in a 425°F oven.

Potato dumplings or spatzle are also good. Boil peeled potatoes then mash with flour, egg, and some fat to form a dough. Then form into small balls and boil again or, more traditionally, grate the dough into boiling water. You can season the dough with some nutmeg for a simple but earthy touch.

Potatoes can make a good soup, too. Sweat onions, garlic, other alium like leeks, and maybe celery, add in peeled, inch cubed potato, cover with liquid (stock, water with bouillon, or just water) by like an inch, boil until the potatoes are fork tender then mash the crap outta it until its thick and homogeneous. Ideally you’d blend this, but you said equipment is limited. Make it rich with butter or milk. Err on the side of less liquid, it’s easier to thin a thick soup than it is to thicken a thin one without burning stuff on the bottom of the pot.

It’s not quite as convenient, but I switched to making popcorn in a wok. It’s faster and way, WAY cheaper.

Can’t help I’m hot as fuck 💅

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism complete with transhumanism a la Iain M. Bank’s The Culture series

Hey I’ve been on a Spirit flight.

I get it.

Lotta weird replies on your silly joke picture.

FWIW I chuckled.

Bet, I think that’s a really good point and a crucial reminder for some people.

I am gonna need 15 year olds to be 33% less annoying, though, in return. I mean, I was incredibly annoying at 15 and I get it’s hard not to be but goddamn meet me part way here

Goddamn right!!

The only thing I need on a screen is the GPS, everything else is an annoyance.