I humbly invite you to come experience my driveway, sidewalk and walk way as well as the part of the street the plows won't touch for some fucking reason.
Ooooh I get to be the know it all asshole who says this and the runts flavor banana don't taste like banana to us because we're used to the modern dominant banana cultivar, the Cavandish, while the inventor of Runts and Laffy Taffy were familiar with the then dominant banana cultivar, the Gros Michele!
The Gros Michele was swapped out as it was plagued by blight and the Cavandish was resistant to this kind of blight. Nowadays, the Cavandish is also starting to show signs of mass blight issues and some growers are considering switching back to the Gros Michele to combat that!
Edit: Whoohoo! I'm wrong and I learned new things!
I'm sure the results of testing like this will mean that DNC candidates will slap "progressive" onto their self labels but otherwise act exactly the same.
I can't really speak to the other alternatives, but if someone offers you "mushroom coffee", don't take it if you were hoping for a cup of coffee.
It tastes nothing like coffee. Maybe there's benefits from drinking mushroom juice, but all they're doing by calling it coffee is annoying would be coffee drinkers.
I humbly invite you to come experience my driveway, sidewalk and walk way as well as the part of the street the plows won't touch for some fucking reason.