I have spent more than 25k on my wife in the last 20 years…

Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!

I honestly was hoping that She-Hulk would turn into superpower Law and Order, and show off some of the previous MCU villains going to court. It would be an interesting different kind of story for MCU as well as give some extra finality to the villain stories.

I can agree with that

Onward is a good movie though

I posted a review of a rechargeable mountable lamp that didn’t work, wouldn’t charge. Popped it open because it was broke and I walked to figure out why.

Turns out the electronics caught fire and burnt out. The review was never authorized and never showed up in the site.

I hate Amazon so much, I cannot convince my wife to drop it.

Sounds like a partially-solid (lol) plan chance to set up some aquaculture farms and use some of that poop for plants.

I used to order a “catering” size of chili from my local Big Boy. It was a quart of chili, granted it took me three meals to eat it, but yeah catering doesn’t mean much.

It always amazes me how good our instinct of just “something is terribly wrong”. I’ve avoided cars on the highway that would have hit me off not for “that person’s driving is suspect” and moved out of the way

My only real question, is how is the cheese with the dogs? I usually go cheddar, I feel processed would be a bit tangy for dogs.

This is like someone in their 30s doing a YouTube about “having McDonald’s for the first time in my life”

On a scale of 0 to 100.

Celsius is water Fahrenheit is people

I recently took a trip to the Great Smoky Mountains, popped into Crocket Breakfast Camp for… breakfast.

Kids pancake is a singular pancake, about 12" wide and 2"+ thick

I love that everyone comments about how the USA has too much sugar, but nearly every time I’ve watched a Japanese recipe they add just silly amounts of sugar to things.

Hell I watched someone add sugar to a scrambled egg.

My daughter eats spicy food when she decides to drink more water.

My friends and I do make this generalization a bit, but mostly at older men, boomer age. We all know a number of men who will proudly claim they never changed a diaper.

My mother in law and grandmother in law were in amazement at the level of participation I had with my kids. They commented on it a number of times (jokingly telling my wife to lock me down with sex) when they’d see me do almost anything for my own kids.

I don’t know any new fathers though

I have a pi-hole at home to block them when they’re on Wi-Fi. I’ll look into that for when they’re out and about

I get that Biden was pretty damn passive as a president, but holy moly was it just a relief for a while there to be able to completely forget the president even existed and wasn’t actively destroying the world’s view on the USA.

Like those 4 years were like sitting down for the first time.

I have successfully taught my children that if they play a game that requires ads between attempts at playing the game, that usually is faster to force close the game and start from the beginning again than wait for the ad to finish.

I’m so proud to see them just “nope” out of ads immediately.

I haven’t a clue.

The context of when I posted it was on a comic about “I’d do anything for my kids except listen to them talk about what they enjoy”.

How else are you supposed to figure what kind of stupid nonsense they’re getting up to. Anytime I see my kids focused on almost anything I’ll ask “what’re you working on?”