I’m surprised Ukraine and Russia didn’t get together at the start of the war to decide who was skins and who was shirts so they knew what team was what. Would have been easier for the NKs to remember which white person was the bad one.

Carrots are common as a sweetener and thickener in some veggie based sauces. Melinda’s hot sauce uses them too

I love a biscuit breakfast Sammy. I can buy one for 3 bucks, or spend 20 dollars and 2 hours making a less good one

What if this was a defensive evolution by those entries to reduce losses caused by their would-be natural predators?

Is that The Loveland Frogman?

Someone should point out to most of the right wingers that FEMA is socialism

Dumbest music organizer I know of.

Aren’t you worried about accidentally blocking information about Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration?

My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it’s quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife’s ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Yeah, but is the function for 1 over odd numbers, or 1 over prime numbers …

School Bus: look at this cool hat I found

I was going to say, even if the bus was over the limit on weight for this thing it wouldn’t clear the roof, but then you said that at the end.

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

somber tunes

I’m all out of Tom, I’m so lost without you…

Russian suicides you mean? Russian has never once in its history killed anyone, they died of their own accord.

I mean, they’re swimmers, do they have asses? Those abs though…