I hear the cartels are doing a great job on running things.

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

You mean you don’t masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

Tit Warbler? Me too!

Read up a couple or three comments, and you’ll see the word “mooching.”

That’s what I was replying to, and as I have very little too mooch, fuck off.

Bro, I have a limited amount of money, and plenty of my own problems. You can figure out your own shit.

Jackie Aprile Jr. Over here.

Same here.

Oh fuck off, not liking someone’s dumbasses religion is not the same thing as rape.

The hells the matter with you?

Fuck yes! Let 'em try to figure out how to require internet connectivity for lighting shit on fucking FIRE.🔥🖕🏻

Pot Roast.

Pussies. Texas recently increased our legal firework selling holidays to 11 or some shit lol. We still have to go to Oklahoma or Missouri to get the best shit tho. Or roll our own.

Did you read the part about unexploded ordnance littered all over the island? Might be some hilarity ensuing.

What does that do? Ants?

That’s a funny name for a “Swedish” gang leader…

Motherfucker, if you’re at the head of the line, its only common courtesy to shove your phone up your ass, and move! Do you think the light is gonna get greener? The fuck are you doing up there?

We have it, we just dont care.

Get the good shit! If its less than 40% DEET it ain’t worth a damn.

I bet a lot of religious tenets come from a lie that got way the fuck out of hand.