Tammo-Korsai

The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

I think he wants Ukraine to fold so he can peddle his shitty inventions to Russia without pesky sanctions getting in the way, whilst styling himself as a great diplomat.

“Today we are sending a clear signal to young people that there are consequences for misusing drugs. Both users and dealers will face the full force of the law for their actions,”

Criminalising the users has worked so well with other drugs, hasn’t it? The war on drugs will be won any second now…