What I do with these is that I don't remove them rmentieely, bur I twist the cap on axis that's right angle to the bottle (idk how else to say this, sorry)
It leaves the cap connected only on one of the threads, acting as a rope that is more flexible than the stupid locking system
CZ speaker here, this translation is accurate, the bottom texts that are part of the logos got bit jumbled. The main one at the bottom should be more like "...and these are fighting for you"
The blue circle with flag could be roughly translated as "Czechia against [casual way of saying things being expensive]"
Also fun fact, SPD stands for Svit Přímé Demokracie which means "the Shine of Direct/Plain Democracy"
This reminds me of that one riddler comic
(Found it, batman black and white #5 "The Riddle", here's a reddit link since that was the easiest to find https://www.reddit.com/r/batman/comments/tn8b68/ )
It's a creative and very short choose your own adventure and I highly recommend it
Finally a meme I can understand