Listen, kicking mooks 10 feet into the air and then shooting them with the Bat-tank’s anti-tank gun is perfectly safe because he’s using rubber rounds!

#3 is entirely why I’m skipping the Switch 2, when I’ve previously had every Nintendo console since the SNES.

Back in Control, all the stoplight did was teleport you back to the entrance if you moved on red. That’s way too easy for co-op though, so I’m sure Remedy changed it.

¿Por que no los dos? It’s not like you’re limited to only throwing one punch.

Centrists always side with fascists over leftists.

Instructions unclear, constructed a guillotine.

Date rape drugs.

“He never said that!” or something, probably.

Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

B-but I thought they didn’t have the ability to get him out of CECOT!

I don’t think so? Yeah, every accusation is a confession and all that, but I don’t remember seeing anything to substantiate it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

And anyone who says otherwise is either a fool or speaking in bad faith. Tolerance is a social contract where the involved parties agree not to give each other shit over perceived differences. To be intolerant is to opt out of that contract, and thus its protections.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you. And yet, they were lining up to suck his dick even after the last time.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

All is as it should be.