So, wait. whose face is getting eaten here? The actual face itself is presumably “back in the factory with you, wage slave”, but who actually voted for this?

I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?

As I understand it, that’s in large part because of the Cuban expat community, who are mainly a single issue demographic focused on “fuck the Castros”.

“I could, but I won’t”

Exactly. Fuck them.

For anyone who’s only here for the click bait headline, here’s the seven words:

The Democratic Party in Florida is dead.

Apparently when Japan asked what exactly the US wanted out of a trade deal, they couldn’t get a straight answer.

What a loser.

I mean, Rupert Murdoch started FOX News specifically to prevent another Watergate, so mission accomplished.

I hate that I’m supporting Modi’s government on anything, but I guess it was inevitable in this case. Tariffman doesn’t have bros, only potential suckers he’s currently buttering up, and people whose dicks he wants to choke on, and Modi’s dick is just too brown for his tastes.

Did anyone really expect differently?

The Bobs don’t see any consequences, though, and they’re the ones to actually say the line.

Really makes me almost wish that we could keep his head in a Futurama jar. Then put it on a shelf where the only thing he can do is watch a 24/7 stream of documentaries about his legacy being all the ways he fucked the world.

Platypi don’t!

Be cheaper to source things from in house. Tariffs, y’know.

4 months is honestly pretty quick for legal proceedings. Meanwhile, we had 4 fucking years to prosecute Tariffman, with goddamn jack to show for it.

B-but muh egg prices! Also, something something okay with the economy crashing if it owns the libs.

Do you really need to ask? Afrikaner nepo-baby is shadow president.

Aww, little Afrikaner nepo-baby’s pwecious fee-fees hurt? It’s almost like being right-wing also means you’re a special little snowflake who can dish it but can’t take it.

“Senator Elon Musk” is ambiguous phrasing. Obviously, what is meant is “Senator [that] Elon Musk”, but it could also have been calling Aparthiedman himself a senator.