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  • i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it's a seamless experience.

  • reverse clark kent

  • even fucking bill gates realizes that he can trivially donate hideous sums of money and not even fucking notice it, and it's the sensible thing to do even if you're a complete psychopath because it's good PR.

  • at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place

  • cooked, right?

    right?

  • yeah, eating is as least as important as berries

  • "you pick up the concept of a forking road, reaching into the fabric of reality and ripping it asunder grants you a mercifully swift death as the narrative underpinning your existence unravels and the DM thwacks your motive spirit over the head with a giant inflatable hammer."

  • it's fucking baffling, even the people we all remember as being the definition of evil are also remembered as being quite serious (in public at least), but modern fascists seem utterly hell-bent on being remembered as parodies that were somehow 100% real

  • See ya.

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  • that's a confident assertion with 0 evidence

  • Harsh

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  • Um ackshually you wouldn't freeze in space, you'd overheat.

    i hope that helps

  • many places do similar things to regular beef, special atmosphere in the packaging and injecting the meat with stuff that makes it redder and/or keeps the colour for longer.

  • that's breve

  • all of these is because modern english went to shit and we should all go back to middle english and actually pronounce those letters. All the other germanic languages pronounce those letters, why must english be all weird and special?

  • except they don't fuck, they just cum in the water and die

  • coping

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  • then they're marriage material

  • coping

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  • this kind of thinking literally kills people, you're not doing good, you're a reckless driver.

    The speed limit is the speed LIMIT, it's not a fucking suggestion, and in most cases the speed limit is too high.

  • i have changed your gender, pray i do not alter it further

  • i'm becoming increasingly convinced that a lot of admin workers are just a bit evil, every decision seems to be guided by "what is the most egregious way i can misinterpret and mangle this paperwork?"

    just recently there was a guy here in sweden who was fucking pronounced dead for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and courts ruled that it was an honest mistake???? like what the fuck, why are random admin workers seemingly a separate untouchable ruling class?? We're not even talking about rich people, it's just Mary in accounting who is arbitrarily allowed to redirect your wage to her bank account and go unpunished.

  • but also like.. genitals are often featured in older art, finding them ugly is a very modern thing.

    Look at all the old statues, they've got tits and dick out all over the place, iirc the greeks specifically considered small dicks more appealing!

  • i think you might want to talk to a therapist