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Just a 'lil guy on the web. Also on Mastodon and Pixey

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  • Is that All?

  • “Does that intermix chamber go all the way down?”

  • Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

  • Indeed

    Jump
  • I tried but they’re making me go to work!

  • I had no idea that the US military would apparently need to generate their own CSAM, nor did I think I could possibly dislike them more than I already do.

  • Do you suppose Starfleet ever got around to noticing their personnel all seem to have miserable personal lives? Or was that part of the recruitment pitch? "Be Tragic! See The Galaxy!"

  • "And stop investigating our circular trading agreements, our self-dealing, the increasing data center debt bubble, the spreadsheet trickery, and the constant announcements of 'letters of understanding' that don't contribute to our revenue -- it's hurting society!"

  • "Please state the nature of the veterinary emergency."

  • "Come along, Patsy!"

  • ... yes 😔

  • Like a good pruno, it's toxic but strong!

  • I didn’t read the Yelp reviews—

    Isn’t it good?

  • Jensen Huang: " 😭 I'm not rich enough and it's all your fault!!! 😭 "

  • Power Supply OEMs: "Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!"

  • Or it'll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!

  • And that's what happens when you don't wear your hardhat ミ☆

  • Eyes up here --> 👀

    👀 <-- and there

  • "To access this part of the cave, we have to crawl for about 40 meters..."

    Nope. Nope. Nope nope.

  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Mario Is Getting His Own Balloon At The 99th Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2025/10/mario-is-getting-his-own-balloon-at-the-99th-macys-thanksgiving-day-parade
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I like tea!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Trumped on by the president

    www.dailykos.com /stories/2025/10/23/2349852/-Cartoon-Tom-the-Dancing-Bug-s-Smythe-family-of-Chagrin-Falls-USA-get-Trumped-on-by-the-president
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Kiss Kiss

  • World of JRPGs @lemmy.zip

    Tales of Xillia 2 remaster in the works; next remastered Tales of title to be announced relatively soon - Gematsu

    www.gematsu.com /2025/10/tales-of-xillia-2-remaster-in-the-works-next-remastered-tales-of-title-to-be-announced-relatively-soon
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Government Sh*tdown

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning (McSweeney’s)

    www.mcsweeneys.net /articles/i-a-french-jewel-thief-refuse-to-rob-the-louvre-before-mid-morning
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Elon Musk Discovers What Hierarchy Actually Means | Techdirt

    www.techdirt.com /2025/10/22/elon-musk-discovers-what-hierarchy-actually-means/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    www.upi.com /Top_News/US/2025/10/22/meta-layoffs-600-ai-division/1701761151897/
  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works

    DEICE

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Coroner cancels 'safe' family Halloween party due to controversy over rotting corpses

    local12.com /news/nation-world/coroner-halloween-party-rotting-corpses-family-friendly-bodies-hidden-mortuary-hide-former-coroners-office-door-behind-decomposing-decompose-election-cotter-cancelled-event-cancel-controversy-pushback
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    For No Apparent Reason: Darthfield

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    “Butt breathing” might soon be a real medical treatment

    arstechnica.com /science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Janelle Monáe: "I Traveled Back Into the 1970s" to See David Bowie Perform

    consequence.net /2025/10/janelle-monae-i-traveled-back-into-the-70s-to-see-david-bowie-perform/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    RFK Jr. Is Very Interested In, And Likely Wrong About, Your Teenager’s Sperm Count

    www.techdirt.com /2025/10/21/rfk-jr-is-very-interested-in-and-likely-wrong-about-your-teenagers-sperm-count/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The Incident...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Should we dress as something scary?

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Sanae Takaichi, Japan's First Female Prime Minister, Is a Heavy Metal Drummer

    consequence.net /2025/10/sanae-takaichi-japan-prime-minister-heavy-metal-drummer/
  • Games @lemmy.world

    Lost Game Boy RPG Infinity Due December 22nd; Pre-Orders Available Now | RPGFan

    www.rpgfan.com /2025/10/21/tactical-rpg-infinity-to-release-q4/
  • Nintendo @lemmy.world

    Metroid Prime 1-3: A Visual Retrospective Digital Sample Available For Free

    www.nintendolife.com /news/2025/10/metroid-prime-1-3-a-visual-retrospective-digital-sample-available-for-free