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Stalinwolf

@ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

  • Oh yeah

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  • I imagine having a taught piece of paper firmly pulled out of your gullet also feels great as a printer. Or it feels terrible, like pulling a swallowed hook out of a fish.

  • Spooky

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  • That guy has strong "DO IT!" energy, so I feel like I'd be inclined.

  • Christmas goatseings

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  • Swamps of Dagobah right there..

  • iRobot’s revenue has tanked and it’s almost out of cash | "Roomba customers are understandably concerned about the impact these current financial troubles might have on their home cleaning robots."

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  • Bro, I just bought a Roborock a few weeks ago and I love it. I was panic reading these comments until I saw yours and realized it's a Roborock, not iRobot. Hope our housebots don't meet the same fate.

  • "One piece after the 37 episode gets really good"

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  • Depends on the individual. I found the game to be deeply moving even in the earliest stages. Though the Limsa and Ul'dah night themes could make passing a tapeworm into a bucket feel moving.

  • US ends penny-making run after more than 230 years

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  • Church crowd is pretty awful in the grocery industry, too. It was especially bad at my previous store, which was in a deeply evangelical town in Central Alberta. All would be quiet on Sunday until about noon. Then the floodgates would open to the most high-on-their-own-farts religious degenerates. Nobody talked down to you quite like a middle-aged woman in church clothes. And they would plug up all the aisles talking scripture and shit. Fuck, I hated that town.

  • US ends penny-making run after more than 230 years

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  • I can smell that thumbnail. I can smell her good.

  • He's on a mission

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  • "Oi, Dutchman!"

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    "O hallo!"

  • Dirty talk

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  • I say! Simply extravagant cummies! 🧐👌

  • Learning to drive

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  • I have so many memories of my dad driving us up to the corner store, beer in hand, to put $5 in the tank and rent us Megaman 4.

  • It's a valid question

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  • I always wonder about siblings in general, but I can't just ask my wife if her sister looks exactly like her when naked. I don't think that question would go over well.. And I'm not going to ask my brother to show me his dong.

  • 🙋🏻‍♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻‍♂️

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  • Cheesing is a state of mental euphoria which is triggered by sniffing a cat's urine. One common method involves positioning one's face behind a cat.

  • Horse chips

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  • "So do beets and iron pills, grandpa."

    "Ain't the same thing, pussy.."

  • Horse chips

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  • What does it taste like? I imagine it's tough as hell and tastes like a bland, overcooked pork chop, but with a mild hay smell.

  • All of 'em defeated with one line

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  • Poorly cooked swamp mushroom soups, be like...

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  • I've been tempted

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  • This is the natural progression in my decade-long quest to just get one fucking friend to play and of the original STALKER games. Sometimes I feel like I chose to incarnate into this particular simulation where life gets really good in my late-thirties, but I spend a lifetime failing to get friends into STALKER.

  • NOW!

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  • Years back when I worked for Kmart, there was some sort of large Samsung Galaxy tablet advertised as a Black Friday front-page exclusive for only $40. As you can imagine, people were ready to kick the fucking doors down to get their hands on those, because anyone dumb enough to participate in the Black Friday madness is definitely too dumb to know why 1gb non-expandable storage is next to fucking worthless. Not to mention they had the weakest hardware imaginable, with a whopping 1.5 MP camera.

    Black Friday is such a cheap illusion.

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  • Humans steeply on the rise, animals sharply on the decline. We're all reincarnating up.