My only use for Reddit now is reading r/hfy stories, though I’m doing that through a local Redlib instance, hoping that those glitter sniffers don’t lock website content behind accounts like almost every other social medium does (but we all know that if something can get worse to make more money, it WILL get worse to make more money).

Weird how after saying this, Goldblum proceeded to morb into a dinosaur and jurass all over the park

Thanks, I was trained by learned from the best Reddit comments

You know, I’m not strong willed enough to keep going, but this comment thread is starting to remind me of this post

Because big

That’s a trick question. Feathers have lower density than bowling balls; a ton of feathers would have a larger volume compared to the same mass in bowling ball, thus the feathers are heavier

Yes, but you need to accept all cookies when prompted

Our hero is valiantly defending the enemy’s weapon cache after taking it over, we should be thankful

Website’s broken, could you google it for me?

No, the shoot hole is the face of the cylinder while the barrel is where they’re hiding the gun

Hey now, they did tone down the Batarian racism after Mass Effect 2.

… mostly.

I don’t think so, a cold birra often goes well with pizza

Lore-accurate Lunacid mana potions

It stands for “ChainSaw Man”, which is not related to the similar acronym with an “A” in it.

We value your privacy. 2USD per datapoint, in fact, very profitable.

Can’t ever have anything nice, huh.

How many consecutive hours of Teletubbies would you have to watch in order to be in the right state of mind to cook up that statement, against that ethnicity, on that continent?

It was illegal, it violated multiple federal :.|:;

There’s no way it isn’t EULA roofying, I just hope Sony doesn’t start murdering American wives too…

It’s one of the “I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further” license changes that are popping up as of late.
Though, that topic is way more whan “mildly” infuriating.