

FAFO, Bro.
Your first shipment of I Don’t Give A Fuck is arriving soon.
FAFO, Bro.
Your first shipment of I Don’t Give A Fuck is arriving soon.
But of course. Everyone knows space is for the private sector, as a playground for billionaires and a place for them to exploit for mining.
I’m autistic. We have problems of our own, we don’t want him.
Looks like face is back on the menu, kittycats!
But I feel so owned. That makes it all worth it, riiiight?
Sadly, that’s the kind of bullshit that resonates with the average, low-info commuter.
SPOILER ALERT!
Nothing will happen.
Leopards! Leopards!
Nom Nom Nom!
Eat their noses
Bite their toeses
Nom Nom Nom!
Gooooo, LEOPARDS!
There’s not going to be any “revolution.” I have a master’s degree in sociology. I could explain why, but it would be boring.
MAGA scum
And I suppose you live in a yurt off-grid, and don’t own a mobile device?
Thought so, hypocrite. Fuck Trump.
And they’re all voting Republican next year, to own the libs.
“Welcome to Chez Leopard. Tonight for your culinary delight, Chef has prepared a Filet of MAGA face, seared in a reduction of Merlot with shallots and garlic. Bon Appétit!”
I did Not Zee this coming.
Wait until they start arresting media figures.
Boomers: “Why can’t I get my medicine no more? DAMN DEMOCRAT PARTY!”
It’s called false consciousness. The workers are socialized through media, religion, and other social institutions, to identify with and support the ruling class. You see this in the way they adore Elmo Skum. I’ve known IT workers who bragged about the fancy car they basically bought for their manager.
Yes, it’s a Marxist perspective. But Marx wasn’t wrong.
“Swing Voter” == “Too Embarrassed To Admit Being A Republican”
Of course, this is going to affect the working class first and worst. But stay with me here.
My wife and I are what you’d call upper middle class. Thanks to our college education, union jobs in public agencies, and mostly being smart with money, our assets are not meager.
Are you like me? Don’t think you’re exempt. They’re coming for our assets too. They want all of us living paycheck to paycheck, begging our employers to not fire us.
What I’m saying is, the class struggle is everyone’s struggle. If you’re not a billionaire, you’re at risk. Act like it.
This is a test case. There are some deep Christofascist pockets behind her.