I don't blame you at all. It's styled after the old final fantasy games, meaning very fiddly with a lot of different abilities, and with the added twist of having to dodge stuff fairly precisely which involves a lot of learning. There is a "story" difficulty which makes the game much less punishing, but I still didn't feel like playing it.
I did watch my girlfriend play though, and soon I was the one telling her to play so I could watch because the story and soundtrack are that fucking amazing. Just watch a playthrough of at least all the major fights and cutscenes and you'll understand.
Reminds me of the south park episode from 2016 or 17 when people were mad president garrison was fucking people to death and he was incredulous because that was his whole campaign.
The old testament did exist, and Jesus misquoted and misunderstood the fuck out of it.
Matthew 22:41-45
Jesus asks the pharisees how the messiah can be the son of David when David calls the holy spirit "lord," referring to psalm 110 whish starts "the lord said to my lord." It's a ridiculous claim to start with, but it's not even the correct understanding. The narrator is not David, they're recounting what happened to David. The lord (God) said to my lord (king David). At no time does David even speak in psalm 110.
I found a pic and section of video. Looks plug shaped to me with the narrow base but certainly longer than a normal one.
He's not an anal amateur, that's for sure.