Like many things, he didn’t think that through. Is he hiring non-humans now?

Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that’s pretty good at splatting people.

Only if you’re a vampire with time stopping powers

Should have politely asked the seagulls to stop it now

Because we don’t have a gravemind to fill the role

Delicious when hexavalent

Up through the 70s, US mad scientists kept trying to use nukes for digging. They didn’t accomplish much besides irradiating everything nearby, including the natural resources they were trying to extract

And if you look inside, you see a couple of famous Russian fails, and not much else involving actual ships

Needs another 2 legs, and a Space Horatio Hornblower

MCU is boring now, but I love watching Spider-Man punch Nazis

Or hyping up conspiracy theories to cover for their own incompetence?

It’s marble, not concrete. Anything that gets engraved is going to be visible no matter what.

In Middle Earth, there are always Mordors than windows

Oh no, they’ve learned the secret of turning piss into gold from Infowars!

Texas, with the famously stable grid

8 years ago was the same administration as it is now

Of course it’s silent. It’s doubtful our sonar would pick it up, and if it did, it would sound like whales humping, or some kind of seismic anomaly

But no digital slingshots, they break when they get wet, only steam slingshots

Must have been an easy job, Dick Cheney didn’t have a heart